Hi guys!  My name is Relm, and I am straight up hijacking this   category's speech.  Now lemme see here... I've got some notes hidden   away... oh, here they are!
Now then.  It has come to my attention that most of you do not give any   thought to the art subforum here, which is called-- RIGHTFULLY, I might   add-- Relm's Studio.  Most of you straight up overlook this and jump   straight to "Making Fun of Iceglow Discussion #532" or "LooK guys i had   sme booze nd liek i am so durnk i am giong to poast on teh INtre   net!12".
No.  Just no.  Bad.
I will have you all know that I am painting portraits of all of you.    ALL OF YOU.  I've been working on this for quite some time, actually.    "Oooh Relm I'm so excited to see this picture!" I hear you say.  No, no   you aren't.  Trust me here.
I am keeping careful track of who actually takes the time to visit my   studio and who doesn't.  This is easier than it sounds because I've got   this "Loony BoB" fellow of yours on a leash and the man is addicted to   Excel.  Seriously, he's kind of got a problem.  Anyways, since he does   my bidding, he's got all the stats on who's appreciating the arts and   who's not.  And most of you are disappointing me, EoFF!
But because I'm nice, and also cute and cuddly, we're going to cut a   deal.  If you at least take some time out of your busy day to appreciate   the artists of your forum, I'll cut you some slack and put the   portraits away.  
This time.  No guarantees on the Summer 2013 Ciddies.  
This is your final warning.  
...okay, that's all 

 Teehee!  Enjoy the show, EoFF! 
