Ciddies XXIII: Winner Revelations Thread

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Custom Rank
Last winner: Pike · Nomination Leader: Del Murder

The Nominees
Del Murder · DK · I Don't Need A Name · I'm my own MILF · Jiro · Psychotic · Rantz · Uncle Big Hands

Who they predicted to win...

Laddy Lockharted Agent Proto Citizen Bleys Faris Happy Noodle Boy Goldenboko Del Murder Formalhaut Pike Psychotic Shorty	Del Murder (12/16)
Shauna Madonna	Psychotic (2/16)
Jiro	DK (1/16)
Denmark	I Don't Need A Name (1/16)

[Jiro]

So this is the semi-annual point of the Ciddies where Jiro goes all sleep-deprived picture spamwhore on us. You can practically set your clock to it.

It's intergalactic

[Bubba]

Has Seph won his Ciddie yet? That's all I'm here for!

[Jiro]

15. Best Custom Rank

For most of us, this is a nice little place to be witty(?) in up to 25 characters. However, some people are given special custom titles that are either too long, the wrong color, or have little pictures in them. Why? Probably made some kind of deal with Kefka or something (get it I made a Final Fantasy reference). So here are our nominees and their associated titles, along with an unbiased, purely objective grade based on tangible qualities. All custom titles are being viewed on the "EoFF Classic" theme.

Del Murder - For Whom the Del Trolls

• Length: 23 characters. Almost the full "normal-person" limit. 1/2
• Color: Standard. Timeless classic. 1/1
• Cultural References: A pun on the Metallica lyric (later repopularized by Ernest Hemingway) "For whom the bell tolls". Not a fan of either. 3/5
• Quality: A clever pun, paying homage to Del Snizz. 4/5

TOTAL: 9/13


DK - Looks like a golden shiny wire of hope

• Length: 38 characters. Brevity is the soul of wit, my friend. 0/2
• Color: Standard. 1/1
• Cultural References: Final Fantasy 7. 5/5
• Quality: Ugh, Final Fantasy 7. But before I looked up this quote to check for Cultural References, I actually thought this was pretty good. Unbiased opinions only. 3/5

TOTAL: 9/13


I Don't Need A Name - Don't get mad, get moist

• Length: 24 characters. Using almost the full space, cutting it close. 1/2
• Color: Standard, o'course. 1/1
• Cultural References: Don't get mad, get Glad. 3/5
• Quality: I'm a big fan of this one too. 4/5

TOTAL: 9/13


I'm my own MILF - $$ USA FLAG EAGLE $$

• Length: 20 characters. America. 1/2
• Color: Should be red/white/blue but you can't go wrong with the standard. 1/1
• Cultural References: AMERICA 5/5
• Quality: America's pretty mediocre actually. 2/5

TOTAL: 9/13


Jiro - Freelance Jironalist

• Length: 20 characters. Working well with the space us normals have to work with, but on the longish side. 1/2
• Color: Quite standard. 1/1
• Cultural References: It's a pun. Is journalism culture at all? Sure, why not. 3/5
• Quality: The only nominee whose full username is in his custom title. The pun makes up for the narcissism, though. 4/5

TOTAL: 9/13


Psychotic - Is Superman gonna have to donkey punch a bitch?

• Length: 47 characters. Dear god that's long.that's what she said -1/2
• Color: Same as the rest of them. 1/1
• Cultural References: Makes me think of that song by Soulja Boy Tell 'Em. 4/5
• Quality: I like it and it fits with the rest of Psychotic's "theme", i.e. his avatar and signature. 5/5

TOTAL: 9/13


Rantz - Beef thief

• Length: 11 characters plus a bat. 2/2
• Color: Apart from the bat, standard. Can't complain. 1/1
• Cultural References: Referenced on urban dictionary, apparently. Or, in the headline "Teen Beef Thief Nabbed in Sirloin Purloin". 3/5
• Quality: Short, sweet, sexy. Two of these words describe Rantz. But unfortunately I have to take off points for that non-standard bat. Alas. 3/5

TOTAL: 9/13


Uncle Big Hands - Bitches

• Length: 7 characters. Straight to the point, bitches. 2/2
• Color: Not standard. 0/1
• Cultural References: Arguably, none. 0/5
• Quality: Bitches. 7/5

TOTAL: 9/13

Oh. Well, trout. I guess I can't decide.

[Pike]

[Sephex]

Has Seph won his Ciddie yet? That's all I'm here for!

Nope! I am still with zero Ciddies!

S'all good.

[Jowy]

TIDUS EVERYWHERE

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Custom Rank
Last winner: Pike · Nomination Leader: Del Murder

The Nominees
Del Murder · DK · I Don't Need A Name · I'm my own MILF · Jiro · Psychotic · Rantz · Uncle Big Hands

And the winner is...
Del Murder

The Final Tally
Del Murder...................15
Psychotic....................10
Uncle Big Hands...............9
DK............................5
Rantz.........................5
I Don't Need A Name...........4
I'm my own MILF...............4
Jiro..........................4
RSL...........................1

[Jiro]

I SEE THE SUN

[Jiro]

>mfw everybody is joining the image fun

[Raistlin]

How does 1 + 5 + 0.5 = 9? xD

EDIT: Excellent, Del did have the best custom title this time.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Cutest Female
Last winner: Tifa's Boobs · Nomination Leader: Lockharted

The Nominees
Christmas · fire_of_avalon · Lockharted · Pike · Pitye · shion · Shorty · Tifa's Boobs · Zeldy

Who they predicted to win...

Shauna Laddy Agent Proto Denmark Faris Jiro Madonna Psychotic Shorty	Lockharted (9/16)
Lockharted Citizen Bleys	Pitye (2/16)
Happy Noodle Boy Pike	Shorty (2/16)
Formalhaut	Christmas (1/16)
Del Murder	Tifa's Boobs (1/16)
Goldenboko	Zeldy (1/16)

[Pike]

I SEE THE SUN

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[Faris]

How does 1 + 5 + 0.5 = 9? xD

EDIT: Excellent, Del did have the best custom title this time.

Everything must =9 2+2=9

[Jiro]

Short of sexiest female, here we have the most important award of the Ciddies. Where would EoFF be without its cute females? With their expert gamer skills built up through years of experience and indepth discussion on the subject of gaming cute physical attributes, there would simply be nobody to flirt with! And EoFF would be that much less fun. This is, of course, a dating forum.

... Right?

That's why you're all here right....?



Anyway. The nominees this year are the BABELICIOUS:

Christmas

I'm assuming Christmas () has one every other Ciddie by this point, so won't you curb her HATE by throwing one more at her? Clo/Christmas, Most Likely to Get Together! Also, she's a fellow teacher, so you BETTER THINK SHE'S CUTE BECAUSE THE GIRL WORKS HER ASS OFF.

fire_of_avalon




AKA Fire of My Loins, Megan's best feature may be her AMAZING CURLY HAIR, although I could stare into her big blue eyes for at least an afternoon. Megan has the added appeal of being a tough femme fatale, who vanquishes men on a smurfing chariot in the sky. Or something like that. She even surpasses cute and sexy and enters the realm of glorious bodacious breathtaking bombshell warrior woman that stole my heart.

Lockharted



Tara is so cute, I want to see her on a magazine cover. Or, I'd rather see her on a magazine cover, because I am pretty frickin sick of looking at the Kardashians. Lockharted's cuteness surpasses that by a landslide, so hopefully you voted for this cutie. And she's not going to be in a tabloid any time soon! (as far as I know)

Pike

For all I know, Pike looks a little something like this:



In which case, awwwwwww look at its wittle whiskers and da kopppopo kupo! Awwwww! Also, a woman's ability to make a man cry because he loses to her her videogames is a factor in a woman's cuteness assessment.

Pitye

Behold Pitye, or Paula:



Cute? I WANNA FRICKEN BREAK INTO HER HOUSE AND KIDNAP HER SHE'S SO CUTE. However, I do not encourage others to do that. Because I already have dibs. So back off.

shion

I heard a story that shion once felled a barroom of men with a single bat of her eyelashes. The action even had effects in nearby buildings and businesses, causing at least 20 men to shift around their pants uncomfortably.

Shorty



Sarah takes my breath away so much that I will just write her this haiku for her portion of the speech. Sarah, this one's for you girl:

bitchin' face, girlfriend
makes my heart get a boner
please marry me soon

Tifa's Boobs



Besides the fact that you can't think of her without thinking of boobs (can you guys think of anything without thinking about boobs?), Sam is the cutest convict in any line up. Boobs.

I would say something else, but I imagine you're all distracted now (EXCUSE ME, MY WORDS ARE UP HERE!)

Zeldy

I cannot currently find a picture of Zeldy, but she's so cute I'm sure her hotty-boom-body is already ingrained into our brains as forum-users. I look at her, and I realize that I need to get to wherever she is and frickin party.



I'm pretty sure I have a better chance with all of these girls than ALL OF YOU. So if any of my flattery worked on you lovely ladies (I'm lookin' at you, nominee :semicolonpee then hit me up, you know where to find me (HERE, AROUND, I DUNNO).