Ciddies XXIII: Winner Revelations Thread

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Editor
Last winner: Baloki · Nomination Leader: N/A

The Nominees
Freya · Jiro · milliegoesbeep

And the winner is...
Jiro

The Final Tally
Jiro.........................47
Freya........................10
milliegoesbeep................2
RSL...........................1

[Denmark]

forty

seven

sweep sweep swagswagswagswagyoloswagswagswagswag

[Hollycat]

[Sephex]

You look up sweep in the dictionary, and hey, you'll find a pic of Jiro posting FFX pics!

[The Man]

Wow, I came I'm second for Best Veteran? I surprise myself sometimes.

Congrats to Bleys on a well-deserved win.

I swear this message was timely when I wrote it. My phone's connection sucks sometimes

[Pike]

good GOD Jiro

[Madame Adequate]

Good God in heaven Dak! Congratulations you maniac xD

[Raistlin]

Congrats Jiro for winning Best Jiro in what is probably the biggest blowout in Ciddies history!

[Sephex]

good GOD Jiro

Yeah, hopefully one day you'll sweep the Ciddies!

[Pike]

HC quit it with the spam. The other spam in the thread is at least Final Fantasy related.

[Faris]

Whoa! That was a close one!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Best Cid's Knight
Last winner: Pike · Nomination Leader: N/A

The Nominees
fire_of_avalon · I'm my own MILF · Pike · Shiny · Shorty · Vivi22 · Wolf Kanno

Who they predicted to win...

Laddy Citizen Bleys Faris Happy Noodle Boy Del Murder Formalhaut Pike Psychotic	Pike (8/16)
Shauna Denmark Goldenboko Jiro	Shorty (4/16)
Lockharted Agent Proto	fire_of_avalon (2/16)
Madonna Shorty	Vivi22 (2/16)

[Raistlin]

The Cid’s Knights are like Shinra – they just get in the way.

These wise words were famously uttered many years ago, and they have never been more true as they are today. The CKs talk big and do little. So here I will let you in on what these CKs do instead of actual work for EoFF.

fire_of_avalon: foa spends her days stalking Bruce Willis and her nights trying to tap Gary Oldman’s phone so she can listen to his voice every day. So dedicated to her purpose, the last time someone stopped her to ask for the time, she punched him in the nose.

I'm my own MILF: Dating Pike and modding an innocuous gaming forum are just covers for MILF’s true life: plotting the communist revolution and the return of the means of production to the proletariat.

Pike: After a Jiro-rival posting streak that capped off with her being modded, Pike’s mind was absorbed into a computer. Despite having access to all the world’s financial and government records, Pike spends most of her days playing hundreds of old school game ROMs simultaneously. It is reported that her family and friends haven’t yet noticed the difference.

Shiny: When she’s not busy working on the next Hollywood blockbuster, Shiny pretends to be black.

Shorty: Since moving to San Francisco, her not-so-inner hippy has come out with a vengeance. Mostly she’s smoking pot and not showering for weeks at a time and all that other hippy crap. During every spare moment when she’s sober enough to operate a computer, Shorty masturbates furiously to cephalopod pornography.

Vivi22: When he’s not yelling at people in the FF forums and daydreaming about being Wolf Kanno, Vivi spends his days adding to his collection of signature/avatar themes. At this point, he has enough to last the entire active membership of EoFF for decades.

Wolf Kanno: Is way too busy arguing in the gaming forums to even notice he has mod powers (fortunately for Bolivar). Despite being modded in 2009, Wolf Kanno has never actually posted in the staff forum and may not even know where it is. In his spare time, WK buys every used copy of FFXIII he can find just so he can smash the disc to pieces with his bare hands.

So who will the people of EoFF choose as the slightly less useless CK?

[Jiro]

[Hollycat]

k.