Ahhh Most likely to get together, the final but possibly the most entertaining ciddie of all time. I find it slightly ironic to be writing this speech, afterall of the 9 nominations up for this award I myself am in 3 of the nominated couples. However we'll take it from the top and break it down:
1) Agent Proto and Pitye. I'm not sure about this but it could be the surprise coupling of the century and old man proot might get to become old perv proots. Still after hearing Proots sing
This little ditty apparently about myself I'm not so sure anyone could resist him. It's a simple fact; I love him, you love him, bitches love him, Pitye loves him.
2) Bolivar and Wolf Kanno. Oh sweet mother of Zeus! This would be a coupling made in gaming heaven, or hell depending on your standpoint. Bolivar's strong sony feelings would probably love-hate Wolf Kanno's cross format obsession. It's actually the only couple I could put together who I believe could out nerd Hux and Pike! Which is something that scares me because the idea of this much nerdiness and mountain dew in our world could lead to the outright legal banning on global scale all computers and computer games.
3) Citizen Bleys and Psychotic... Piss off you can't have him, he's mine!
4) Cookie & Innes. Oh dear lord, ain't nobody got time for that! It'd be like letting Quin actually marry his right hand, or Julian marry his reflection. Why marriage? Because we all know it'd go there and we'd all hate ourselves for letting it happen. We all know we'd never hear the end of it, it'd be worse than having a discussion with someone who only ever replies by saying lines from the song "I'm sexy and I know it"
5) Happy Noodle Boy and Lockharted, If Phil could ever get Tara away from Sam's clutches it could forseeably happen. I mean face it, the pretty boy mafia-convict (italian and australian at the same time, how could I possibly ever resist?) what woman on here doesn't want him. He's got more girls on this forum in a tizz than Loony BoB and BoB's getting married to one! Though the coupling does make me think fondly on the many "this one time, at band camp..." jokes from American Pie. Why? I'm not sure maybe all the toilet talk?
6) Iceglow and Mercen-X. I actually know who was responsible for this and honestly, I hate you both. I love you but I hate you, I'm not even going to lie I'm going to smother you both with my hate and love in equal parts. I don't even have to name these people, they know who they are and they know exactly what I mean. Aside from that lovely message, I honestly have no idea what to say about this match-up other than I have been thoroughly blagged and will have my revenge.
7) Iceglow and Psychotic. You mean we aren't already a couple? Oh Ok... I guess everyone knew well, cats out the bag now and nothing more to do than embrace the love and the fact that this man is to be left prostrated on the floor with me standing over him in Manchester as I scream the name Piers Nivans at him for the sheer hell of it.
8) Iceglow and Tifa's Boobs. Hehehe how long til one of us kills the other? Or rather how long til Sam kills me for pulling some bad taste jokes that she doesn't like? My personal bet is a day if that.
9) Tifa's Boobs and Lockharted. Personally I had always viewed them more as sisters than lovers maybe not real sisters but those "sisters" you only ever seem to see in porn movies where what they get up to is purely wrong for related people to do. The one thing I do know, they're not the type of sisters you find in convents anywhere, ever.
So in the words of one of the greatest bands of all time: Some will win, some will lose and some will just sing the blues... who will win lets go back to Award guy to find out...
Originally Posted by Iceglow
