Well if this ain't the Ciddie highest on everybody's wish list this Christmas. Who wouldn't want to be known as the person who utters a moan every time they sweep the floor, or pays their bills with a "mmm yeah" and a lick of the lips?
The erotic noises are all good and well. I'm not going to be a naysayer, because everybody could use a little bit of sexual tension in their life. Next time you check the mail, give a casual glance to your neighbour and just shout "unf unf" and see how they react. I'm sure a smile will leap to their face, if they can keep themselves from leaping onto your irresistable self.
But I feel that the noises themselves lack a certain emphasis. They must be combined with physical movements, actions if you will. A friend of mine - who must be some kind of visionary - has already found the solution.
So next time you find yourself having a Sexual Harrassment Claim level of enjoyment, just remember that everything can be made better by thrusting away.
streme Wheelie
