
Originally Posted by
Red Mage Coffman
Every day life doesn't suit someone like you, does it? Getting up in the morning, going to work/school, going through the daily motions and going home. How boring... Oh? There'll be a party this weekend? Big deal, there is a party EVERY weekend. Its someones birthday? Big deal, its someones birthday EVERY day. Barack Obama is coming to give a speech in MY town? Big deal, he gives speeches in EVERY town. You're utterly tired of the same, old boring junk every day. You want something new, but you're not quite sure what.
One day though, you wake up and you see life a different way. Something seems different, more exciting. You quit your boring job/school. You bid farewell to all the drones you know. You're onto more exciting adventures. What kind of adventures you ask? Well...
Cross Dressing Pirate Adventures, of course!
You, whatever gender you are, has decided its time for a change. A sex change. You disguise yourself to such an extent that no one will see the REAL you. You gather a crew of the most daring, unlawful men you can find, and head out to seas, searching for adventure. Whether you get involved in a quest to save the world, or your ship just gets attacked by Leviathan, you decided to break the norm of your life, and give it all up to become a Cross Dressing Pirate.
Congratulations of winning, Most Likely to Give It All Up and Become a Cross Dressing Pirate!