Ciddies XXIII: Winner Revelations Thread

[Pike]

CIDDIES ARE OVER

EVERYONE GO HOME

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Most Influential Member
Last winner: N/A · Nomination Leader: Psychotic

The Nominees
Citizen Bleys · Del Murder · Freya · Iceglow · I'm my own MILF · Jiro · Loony BoB · Pike · Psychotic · Raistlin · Rantz

Who they predicted to win...

Lockharted Citizen Bleys Goldenboko Madonna Formalhaut	Jiro (5/16)
Denmark Happy Noodle Boy Jiro Psychotic Shorty	Loony BoB (5/16)
Shauna Laddy Agent Proto Faris	Del Murder (4/16)
Del Murder Pike	Psychotic (2/16)

[Psychotic]

Uncle Big Hands is the dude with 1 vote, surely.

It doesn't matter. Some things are just not meant for mortal eyes. Let's move on!

[Pike]

BOB YOU CAD

[Jiro]

This is one of those categories that is hard to define. Everybody has within them the ability to influence things, people, events. But some members have an almost uncanny ability to sway the masses when they speak. In a world full of individuals, it makes sense that our collection of companions is as diverse as life itself. With that in mind, how do each of our nominees influence life as we know it?

To make this a little easier, I have assigned each nominee to a member of 2011's Time 100. Makes sense, right?


Citizen Bleys as Julian Assange

He's an enemy of the US and one of the most hated individuals in the eyes of British media, but Citizen Bleys is a man with incredible knowledge and absolutely no qualms with dragging up old information to share with the public.

Del Murder as George RR Martin

Perhaps if George RR Martin wrote happy fairytales, this would be a better fit. Del Murder has been a stalwart of EoFF, and his year has been full of adventure and good tales. We all hope he's got enough life left in him to continue the great work he is doing.

Freya as Michelle Obama

Behind every great man is a greater woman, right? Freya's impact on the forum has been powerful, if little known. Her role in approaching new members and welcoming them with open arms has been instrumental in ensuring the prolonged posting of many members.

Iceglow as Justin Bieber

Even though we seem to hate him, deep down we find him incredibly endearing. Nobody knows why, but Iceglow just wants you to love him as much as he loves you. He's growing up while being picked on by kids everywhere, but he's our secret passion. Maybe one day we'll appreciate him for who he is. Never say never, Stevie.

I'm my own MILF as Kim Jong-un

Power is handed to him. He embraces it. He thrives. I'm my own MILF would probably see EoFF burnt to the ground if he thought it could advance him, but at least he's a bit nicer than his father. That guy is a complete asshole.

Jiro as Barack Obama

When you try to please everyone, things tend to go awry. With all the pressure resting on his shoulders, it's understandable that Jiro doesn't seem like quite the right person for the job. But with a winning smile and the attention of everyone when he speaks, he'll do for now.

Loony BoB as Larry Page

He's watching you. Collecting all sorts of information about you and entering it into his excel spreadsheet. He's sniffing your hair while he's touching his wood. Loony BoB is the head of Google and he controls everything. Even if he looks like a nice guy, he's got too much power.

Pike as Jennifer Egan

She hides her robotic form well, but her word processor is infalliable, creating works that inform and entertain, picking up an absolute truckload of awards including Ciddies and Pulitzers. Pike's written work can move mountains, or at least convince people that moving mountains would be fun.

Psychotic as Lionel Messi

A hard working star, Psychotic is unassuming but fierce. He is passionate about what he does, and he's received commendations to prove it. He's got a good heart and a great personality, though it can end up being hidden behind his match mindset. Don't forget that there's a man outside of the game too.

Raistlin as Mark Zuckerberg

He's everywhere and a part of everything and even so you can't help but want to hate him a little. What an asshole. Raistlin smurferberg is misunderstood because he himself doesn't understand how to be a normal human being. There's a soft spot in all our hearts for him though.

Rantz as Colin Firth

He's not loud, he's not obnoxious. He quietly plies his trade and it's because of this that people stop to take notice. Rantz is a true gentleman, a surprising trait for a viking warrior. But one can easily see him reaching his goals due to persistence and without one moment spent complaining.

So which of our members is the most influential? I'd say Award Guy, because you're going to believe whatever drivel comes out of his mouth. You're all sheep, the lot of you.

[Psychotic]

LOOK OUT GERD MULLER!

*makes a joke about 3 members will get*

[Denmark]

a mystery....................11
Parker/Baloki/Mirage........................7
Evastio.......................6
Parker/Baloki/Mirage........................5
Innes.........................5
?????????.....................5
?????????.....................5
Del/Cuch....................4
Del/Cuch....................3
Parker/Baloki/Mirage........................3
RSL...........................1
Uncle Big Hands...............1

Christmas - 9 letters
Old Manus - 9 letters
Psychotic - 9 letters

I doubt it's Psy, so christmas or nanny manus?

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Most Influential Member
Last winner: N/A · Nomination Leader: Psychotic

The Nominees
Citizen Bleys · Del Murder · Freya · Iceglow · I'm my own MILF · Jiro · Loony BoB · Pike · Psychotic · Raistlin · Rantz

And the winner is...
Loony BoB

The Final Tally
Loony BoB....................13
Psychotic.....................8
Del Murder....................7
Jiro..........................6
Citizen Bleys.................5
Pike..........................4
Raistlin......................4
Iceglow.......................3
I'm my own MILF...............2
Rantz.........................2
RSL...........................1
Freya.........................0

[Madame Adequate]

Raistlin smurferberg is misunderstood because he himself doesn't understand how to be a normal human being.

Ahahahaha oh damn son I laughed harder than I ought to have

e; I see this is where Lonny deployed his rigging skills this time around

[Psychotic]

a mystery....................11
Parker/Baloki/Mirage........................7
Evastio.......................6
Parker/Baloki/Mirage........................5
Innes.........................5
?????????.....................5
?????????.....................5
Del/Cuch....................4
Del/Cuch....................3
Parker/Baloki/Mirage........................3
RSL...........................1
Uncle Big Hands...............1

Christmas - 9 letters
Old Manus - 9 letters
Psychotic - 9 letters

I doubt it's Psy, so christmas or nanny manus?

Hey I was a nomination leader! It'll be Christmas though.

[Psychotic]

SECOND TO LOONY BoB????

NOOOOO

IT'S LIKE THE YEARS 2005-2007 ALL OVER AGAIN

[The Man]

clearly rigged. the man must be using his scum powers

##vote: loony bob

[Jiro]

Award Guy is slowrolling me all night. You guys, this Ciddies is just designed to troll me. smurf!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Most Missed Member
Last winner: Levian · Nomination Leader: Demondude, RSL

The Nominees
Cz · Demondude · Dr Unne · eestlinc · Resha · RSL · Rye · Sylvie

Who they predicted to win...

Laddy Agent Proto Faris Happy Noodle Boy Del Murder Madonna Formalhaut Pike Psychotic Shorty	Demondude (10/16)
Shauna Denmark Jiro	Cz (3/16)
Lockharted Citizen Bleys	Dr Unne (2/16)
Goldenboko	RSL (1/16)

[Citizen Bleys]

Me, hated in the eyes of the British media? I love the British media

Well, the comedians, anyways.