As a nominee for the Evilest Member Ciddie (aka, the Cool Kids), I can tell you, I smurfing hate doormat, puss, good-two shoes. So, I bring you my take on these so called "Nice Members" (aka, the Band Geeks.) Read on to see my verbal equivalent of throwing my food at them in the cafeteria that is EoFF.
Christmas Dude, what is up with this chick. Seriously. Is she five? I don't know. She's always like, "OH HEY YOU ARE SO LOVELY AND MR. TURD HE LIKES TO EAT PANCAKES I WANT TO HUG YOU DESU DESU IN CHINA." Seriously, she's not nice. She's just weird. And hey, even if she was nice, I'm pretty sure I'd still hate her.
Cuchulainn This guy is the biggest pussy. He's always like, "I love you. Let's be friends. You are an intelligent person, and your posts and opinions are very well thought out." He's like, this cuddly bunny all the time, and it makes me want to gag.
Jiro Oh, God. Really? This guy. This smurfing guy. How dull. All he ever talks about is how DESERVING people are. He's always got to be SELFLESS and HELPFUL. He needs to grow a smurfing pair, in my opinion. I'm way more of a dude than this guy. Jiro? More like "Vajiro."
Jowy What? Should be in Evilest, imho. Probably the only person on this list who's bearable.
Loony BoB Not sure if he made this list because he's nice to EoFF or if he's nice to SQUARE ENIX. Seriously. How much further can this dude brown nose? THEY ENT EVER GONNA LOVE YOU TOWNS JUST TURN BACK. Pathetic, the way he follows them around like a puppy.
Madonna LOL I'M FROM HAWAII AND MARRIED AND I WILL SAY FRIENDLY THINGS TO PEOPLE AND COMPLIMENT THEM ON THEIR APPEARANCE AND THEIR PERSONALITIES. Old dude.
milliegoesbeep I mean...I guess if by nice you mean "Newbie who joined and was made staff two weeks later and then only did one staff thing and then disappeared and posts maybe once a month." Hmph.
Pike Man, no words. NO WORDS. This chick is always like "HOW ARE YOU DOING? <3 <3 <3" She like...is almost a stalker. Have you ever been into #eoff? I have. As soon as I sign on it's like, "Sam! <3 <3 <3 How are you!" I AM FINE PIKE HOW ARE YOU OH YOU ARE WEAKSAUCE IS WHAT.
Rantz This man knows no insults. In fact, I'm not even sure he knows the word "no." He's always like, helping people and trout. EoFF's resident doormat labrador, as soon as anything technical happens he's like, "OH HEY GUYS WILL YOU LIKE ME IF I DO THESE THINGS FOR YOU?" Rantz. Doing the hot girl's homework does not mean she will sleep with you. This applies here as well.
Shorty Excuse me, while I go regurgitate my day's food. Talking to this woman is like walking into a Bath and Bodyworks. All this sugary, flowery, perfumey smell suffocates you. She's always trying to greet people, and be supportive, and encouraging. It's like...okay, we get it. You're all up in our business. L-7-Weenie!
And thus We have our Nicest Member nominees! I love you all, even if you're a garden of pansies. <3 Good luck to all of our noms! It's a good thing we have you to balance out people like me. :3
Originally Posted by Shorty
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