Quote Originally Posted by Ramisese Rububba the Third
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This is a song about being evil... oh yeah
There ain't nobody evil-er, evil-er than me
You should know that being evil ain't all it's cracked up to be
I destroyed a planet sat in my boxer short whilst drinking a cup of tea
It was very nice tea... elderflower and cranberry but I digress

You have no idea how hard it is being so bad
Choppin' off people's arms and legs... really makes them sad
But oh how we laughed
Ha ha ha ha no arms and legs, you're just a body and head ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I can kick you in the balls and there's nothing you can do about it ha ha ha

I'm so smurfing evil, I'm crazy and I'm rich
I'll buy all your possessions and then make you my bitch
I'm so smurfing evil, I smurfing swear in the smurfing chorus
...and just so you know, I'm gonna swear in the smurfing verse

Back in the verse now, get ready for this, here it comes... smurfin'
I try my best to be evil, I struggle and I strive
I torture furry animals to within an inch of their furry lives
Took pictures of you naked, posted them on Facebook then I killed your cat
Killed all of your family, especially your auntie cos I wore her head as a hat.

I'm so smurfin' evil, I'm crazy and I'm rich
Buy all your possessions and then make you my bitch
I'm so smurfin' evil, so much evil-er than you (now you're my bitch)
Gonna make you pick all of the peanuts from my pooh
Peanuts from my, peanuts from my, peanuts from my pooh...