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Hello everyone!!! It’s time for Fantastic Foods with Faris! I’m your awesomeandhappytobeherethankstohappymeds host FARIS!!! Today we are going to make some of the best threads of 2012 (and I don’t mean dangling string! That will be up next in Sewing Something with Shauna followed by Playing Pattycake with Parker)!

On today’s episode we will be baking 8 different threads that will be better than all the rest with many different flavours!

First is... FF5 Revisited! Jello!:

Before we begin, make sure you have A Bastardly Production mixer and The Devil's Jockstrap mixing bowls!!!
• Put 17 Cups of Citizen Bleys in The Devil’s Jockstrap
• Mix in 5 Table spoons of Final Fantasy V
• Add a pinch of Something Awful for inspiration
• Let sit for 26 days in the fridge
• For decoration, I recommend Del Murder’s seal of approval plate for serving.

Second... The Flower Girl I Used to Know cake!:

Be sure to have the karaoke version of Somebody That I Used to Know by Gotye playing in the oven while it bakes.
• Throw 12 Cups of Sephex mix in a bowl
• Knead Somebody That I Used to Know in to the shape of A Flower Girl I Used to Know
• Add 7 boxes of Final Fantasy VII and place in a pan
• Toss it in oven for 43 minutes at ouchdon’ttouchthat degrees
• Use Ramisese Rububba the Third, Lockharted, and Krissy icing for decoration
• For serving, use Rantz’s seal of approval dish.

Third... The Picture Thread of Uninteresting Titles scratch n’ sniff lickable stickers!:

We need everyone here for this!!! Pose and click!!!
• 7 pages of CelShadedDreams sticker base
• Any of your favourite pictures of EoFF members. If you ever wanted to taste or lick a member, here’s your chance!
• Food flavouring and lottery tickets scratch material to put on top of the photos
• Let sit overnight and have at it!

Fourth... recipe of today is Bad label placement taffy!:

Oh… ugh. I’m not too sure about this one…
• 2 Tablespoons of Innocent Lockharted
• 1 of each Iceglow, DK, and Psychotic for sweetening
• 3 Stories about Iceglow to be read to the mix
• Add Poo Paradise for flavouring…


WHO ADDED THIS TO THE LIST?! THIS IS DISGUSTING!! Go to a commercial break or something! I need to go vomit and rethink my life.

Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic
Have you been shopping around for a man who really unsettles you put you can't quite put your finger on why? Have you ever longed for a strange little man to come into your home and start trying to present you with excel spreadsheets? Have you ever wondered what it would look like if a man transplanted his crotch to his chest?

WONDER. NO. MORE!



Pube Beard Industries: We'll make you want to shower.

I—I don’t think I can handle another one of those. Let’s see…

Fifth... recipe is Ocean or Space? pies of love:

This pie will be perfect for starting fights and dividing friends!
• 8 pairs of Tifa’s Boobs […:sweatdrop] to make the crust
• 16 ounces of Poseidon’s rage
• Smashed together with 29 black holes for the inner part
• Bake in the oven for 234 minutes at hateful degrees
• Be sure to use squids and supernovas when transporting for perfect delivery into your opponent’s face

Sixth...Post your EoFF History bread:

Be sure to blow the dust off the recipe page first.
• Gently sift 6 Miriels together in a bowl that’s been around for a while
• Think back fondly on your time at EoFF while the dough rises
• Cut in to 57 equal parts and share with the person who just got that face full of love pie to rekindle that friendship

2nd last is... EoFF OREGON TRAIL - ROUND 3 is ongoing... trail mix

Really, you all haven’t died of dysentery yet? Jeeze, we’re going to need lots of it!

There will be three different bags used for variety. All three will have (spread equally):
• 206 lbs of Pike
• 867 lbs of dysentery
Bag 1 Bag 2 Bag 3
20/132 parts Shorty 20/105 parts Tifa’s Boobs 12/95 parts Hypoallergenic Cactuar
20/132 parts Jessweeee 30/105 parts Del Murder 20/95 parts Værn
12/132 parts Rantz 20/105 parts I’m my own MILF 18/95 parts DarkBahamut
45/132 parts Psychotic 30/105 parts Agent Proto 20/95 parts Jiro
35/132 parts Sephex 5/105 parts Bert 25/95 parts Sir Lancelot

FINALLY...Unpopular Gaming Opinions Muffins!

smurf making it from scratch! I’ve had enough time in the kitchen for today. Just buy Laddy’s pre-made muffin mix coming in 209 varieties of flavours you can agree or disagree to love. Toss it in the oven for 37 minutes then enjoy that muffin top. Everybody knows it’s the best part of the muffin.