Hello ladies!
Tonight we're here to bring you the most fabulous entertainment Eyes on Final Fantasy has to offer. They've won your hearts and now they're here to take your breath away.
Don't faint, girls! Because here's the world's hottest, cutest, most eligible boy band in the world, E/O/F/F!
Contain Your Orgasms!
(From Left to Right: Happy Noodle Boy, Quinter Wonderland, Jiro, Levian, Cuchulainn, Rantz, Agent Proto, sharkythesharkdogg, Del Murder)
Now, let's take a look at the handsome boys...
Agent Proto
"The Leader"
Likes: Errol Flynn films, Coaching Little League, Finishing Shoots on Time
Dislikes: Women With No Self Confidence, Starving Children in Africa, Irresponsibility With His Bandmates
Favorite Color: Army Green
Cuchulainn
"The Tough One"
Likes: Motorcycles, Independent Women, Boxing
Dislikes: Cutesy Things, Men With No Courage, Christmas Time
Favorite Color: Jet Black
Del Murder
"The Sophisticated One"
Likes: Renaissance Art, American History, Women With Glasses
Dislikes: Video Games (too gauche), Michael Bay films, Political Corruption
Favorite Color: Mahogany
Happy Noodle Boy
"The Outgoing One"
Likes: Parties, Energy Drinks, My Lovely Horse
Dislikes: Schoolwork, Politics, Going Shopping for Clothes
Favorite Color: Tangerine
Jiro
"The Athletic One"
Likes: Boston Red Sox, Pumping Iron, Going on a Jog
Dislikes: Fast Food, Doing Laundry, "Geeky Things"
Favorite Color: Robin Egg Blue
Levian
"The Nice One"
Likes: Volunteering at Pet Shelter, Giving Blood, Yoga
Dislikes: Misogynists, People Who Only Care About Money, American Foreign Policy
Favorite Color: Cream
Quinter Wonderland
"The Effeminate One"
Li
kes: Show Tunes, Reality TV, Fencing
Dislikes: Outlet Stores, Long Flights, Women Ending Up In My Bed Randomly In The Night
Favorite Color: Lavender
Rantz
"The Oldest One"
Likes: Giving Advice to the Other Guys, Star Trek: Voyager, Hanging Out With Children
Dislikes:
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Indian Food, Carnies
Favorite Color: Fire Engine Red
Sharkythesharkdogg
"The One That Secretly Hates The Leader"
Likes: Vengeance, Machiavelli, Also Sprach Zarathustra
Dislikes: Attention Whores, Tuxedos, Indie Rock
Favorite Color:
Goldenrod
So there you have it! All you wanted to know about your favorite band! But...who's your favorite? Let's find out!