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Jiro: Okay this is the Agent Proto award for being Agent Proto.
Timekeeper: Congratulations to all the Agent Protos nominated for this auspicious award. You've certainly been ace.
Just that ace. Anyway, shall we delve further into our nominees?
Let's instead discuss the Best Ciddies Award Speech Award Speech Award Speech.
Wait, what.
How to word this? No, don't. trout. Stop. What are you. Stop writing. Anyway, we're going to give a speech about the best ciddies speech and we're going to win the award for that because we're only the ones doing it. So the award for doing the speech that's not actually an official.
It's also not an official award.
That too. But it should be. But it should be.
I definitely agree.
So we'll make one, easy! I could say hi to people and everything! If they're actually reading this, chances are they'll continue.
Saying hi is generally a good way to win people over to your side. It's been a while since you were around!
Do many read the speeches?
Everybody reads the speeches! It's the best bit!
Wicked. We'll edit that part out then. But then do the joke where we don't edit it out and even leave in the part where I say that we will edit it out. It's comedy gold I tell you.
Don't worry, I've got that side covered. But now, what makes a top quality ciddies speech, do you think?
Dialogue.
I like that we have a nice banter between us, it really adds personality to the speech.
Exactly, and the only people who can compete are those who have MPD, or pretend that they do.
Well it's been a long time since Trumpet Thief participated, and his multiple personalities have a habit of creating a mess.
Ah, so what you're saying is our only competition is those who pretend? God, that was forced.
Everybody claims to have a variety of cool illnesses on EoFF, but I'm pretty sure they're all just liars!
OCD SHOULD BE CDO HAHAHA I AM SO COOL. That would be Compulsive Obsessive Disorder, and that is so foul it makes me feel OCD.
I thought that joke had longevity. It seems to be less funny over time, sadly.
I'm being called to Middle Earth. Brb, my people need me.
And that was the last thing he ever said.
He never returned. He is in the hands of Angmar now. He sailed to the West, or the East, I don't know.
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