Ciddies XXIII: Winner Revelations Thread

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Two Weeks

2,361 Nominations

53 Nominators

238 Nominees

124 Finalists

2,817 Votes

75 Voters

52 Ciddies

2 Highwinds

52 Awards

A Few Tie-Breakers

1-4 Hours Delay

All building up to this moment in EoFF history...

The Ciddies XXIII Winners Revelations Thread

So I've kept Award Chocobo away for the PC for at least half a day and I expect it to last at least another half day before he's back on. This is the Eyes on Final Fantasy show, and after a slightly quiet 13th birthday a few days ago, we're due a party. So, I've typed up over 100 posts this morning and I think I'm about done with that... This can only mean one thing: I'm ready for this thing!

This year's Ciddies are going to be thrust hard into the chatroom, so if you want to know who wins before everyone else, get your butt in there. Otherwise, expect the show to carry on as normal in the forums. Keep posting to keep me posting! The faster you guys comment on the various awards and winners, the faster we move on to the next one. Enjoy yourselves, more than anything!

Posts typed up? Check. Tally ready? Check. Eye of the Tiger? Hell yes check.

So... ya'll ready for this?


Winners Tally

1. Best Member
Jiro.........................15
Agent Proto...................6
Shorty........................6
Goldenboko....................5
I'm my own MILF...............5
Pike..........................4
Sephex........................4
Del Murder....................3
Jowy..........................3
Madonna.......................2
Raistlin......................2
Rantz.........................2
krissy........................1
Loony BoB.....................1
Quinter Wonderland............1
RSL...........................1

2. Best Male
Jiro.........................12
Cuchulainn....................6
Vivi22........................6
Agent Proto...................5
Sephex........................5
Citizen Bleys.................4
Quinter Wonderland............4
Happy Noodle Boy..............3
I'm my own MILF...............3
Jowy..........................3
Rantz.........................3
Del Murder....................2
Loony BoB.....................2
Levian........................1
Psychotic.....................1
Roogle........................1
RSL...........................1

3. Best Female
Shorty.......................11
fire_of_avalon................8
Pike..........................8
Faris.........................6
Lockharted....................6
Christmas.....................5
Shauna........................5
Tifa's Boobs..................5
Miriel........................4
rubah.........................2

4. Best Administrator/Developer/Tech Admin
Rantz........................13
Del Murder....................9
Goldenboko....................8
Loony BoB.....................8
o_O...........................6
Psychotic.....................6
Shlup.........................4
Samuraid......................3
Roogle........................1
RSL...........................1

5. Best Cid's Knight
Shorty.......................15
Pike.........................12
fire_of_avalon...............11
Vivi22........................8
Wolf Kanno....................6
I'm my own MILF...............3
Shiny.........................3
RSL...........................1

6. Best Editor
Jiro.........................47
Freya........................10
milliegoesbeep................2
RSL...........................1

7. Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
Agent Proto..................23
DK...........................12
Raistlin......................9
Christmas.....................4
Flying Mullet.................4
Ouch!.........................3
Baloki........................1
RSL...........................1
Rye...........................1

8. Best Veteran
Citizen Bleys................13
The Man......................12
Jowy.........................10
Sephex........................6
Denmark.......................5
Peegee........................4
Iceglow.......................3
NorthernChaosGod..............3
Shauna........................3
Formalhaut....................2
Laddy.........................2
Mercen-X......................1
RSL...........................1
Aulayna.......................0
Faris.........................0

9. Best Regular
Clo..........................16
shion........................14
Ramisese Rububba the Third...12
Hypoallergenic Cactuar........5
jenovajunkie..................3
Melissaur.....................3
Gamblet.......................2
TrollHunter...................2
RSL...........................1

10. Best Newbie
Lockharted...................25
Futan........................13
Tifa's Boobs.................11
Alpha2099.....................7
RSL...........................1


11. Sexiest Male
Cuchulainn...................11
Levian.......................10
Jowy..........................8
Jiro..........................6
NorthernChaosGod..............5
Ramisese Rububba the Third....4
sharkythesharkdogg............4
DK............................3
Happy Noodle Boy..............3
Psychotic.....................2
Rantz.........................1
RSL...........................1

12. Sexiest Female
Agrias.......................11
Fujiko........................8
Lockharted....................8
Shorty........................8
fire_of_avalon................6
Shiny.........................6
Tifa's Boobs..................6
Shlup.........................3
RSL...........................1

13. Cutest Male
Jiro.........................13
Cuchulainn....................8
Happy Noodle Boy..............8
Agent Proto...................6
Levian........................6
sharkythesharkdogg............6
Rantz.........................4
Del Murder....................1
Quinter Wonderland............1
RSL...........................1

14. Cutest Female
Lockharted...................15
Pitye.........................8
Zeldy.........................6
Christmas.....................5
fire_of_avalon................5
shion.........................5
Pike..........................4
Shorty........................4
Tifa's Boobs..................3
RSL...........................1

15. Best Custom Rank
Del Murder...................15
Psychotic....................10
Uncle Big Hands...............9
DK............................5
Rantz.........................5
I Don't Need A Name...........4
I'm my own MILF...............4
Jiro..........................4
RSL...........................1

16. Best Avatar
The Man......................12
blackmage_nuke...............10
Quinter Wonderland...........10
Loony BoB.....................9
I'm my own MILF...............5
Del Murder....................3
Goldenboko....................3
RSL...........................1

17. Best signature
Quinter Wonderland...........11
Shiny........................10
Del Murder....................9
Psychotic.....................9
Rantz.........................6
The Man.......................6
Happy Noodle Boy..............4
Pitye.........................3
RSL...........................1

18. Best Artist
Pete for President...........18
black orb.....................7
DK............................6
Rye...........................5
themagicroundabout............5
Fuzakeru......................4
Pitye.........................4
Nikki.........................2
Pike..........................2
RSL...........................1
Shlup.........................0

19. Best Writer
Thecloudyday89...............13
Jiro.........................10
Pike..........................8
I'm my own MILF...............7
Sephex........................6
shion.........................6
Pitye.........................4
Psychotic.....................2
RSL...........................1

20. Best Poster
Wolf Kanno...................14
krissy.......................11
Psychotic.....................7
Vivi22........................7
Jiro..........................6
Pike..........................6
I'm my own MILF...............4
Tifa's Boobs..................3
RSL...........................1

21. Best #eoff Chatter
Shorty.......................10
Denmark.......................8
Jentleness....................8
Parker........................6
Jiro..........................5
Lockharted....................5
Jowy..........................4
Rantz.........................4
shion.........................4
Futan.........................2
kotora........................2
Happy Noodle Boy..............1
RSL...........................1

22. Best Blogger/Article Writer
Jiro.........................18
Raistlin.....................12
Freya.........................7
Thecloudyday89................7
Agent Proto...................4
Psychotic.....................4
Goldenboko....................2
Pike..........................1
RSL...........................1
JKTrix........................0

23. Best Thread
Bad label placement...................................15
Post your EoFF History.................................9
FF5 Revisited!.........................................8
The Flower Girl I Used to Know.........................8
Unpopular Gaming Opinions..............................7
Ocean or Space?........................................5
EoFF OREGON TRAIL - ROUND 3 is ongoing.................2
RSL....................................................1
Picture Thread Cosplay Adorable.............0

24. Best Post
Bad label placement...................................15
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking]...9
The Flower Girl I Used to Know.........................8
So, Del Murder and Miriel got married today............6
Terrible FF jokes......................................6
Go to Google Images....................................5
Anniversary Celebrations: The Ultimate Fanfic..........4
Jokes about EoFFers!..................................1
RSL....................................................1

25. Nicest Member
Shorty.......................11
Jiro..........................9
milliegoesbeep................9
Pike..........................8
Cuchulainn....................7
Madonna.......................5
Christmas.....................4
Loony BoB.....................2
Jowy..........................1
Rantz.........................1
RSL...........................1

26. Evilest Member
Cuchulainn...................14
Bunny........................12
Tifa's Boobs..................8
Peegee........................4
Psychotic.....................4
Citizen Bleys.................3
Loony BoB.....................3
Mirage........................3
WildRaubtier..................2
Jowy..........................1
RSL...........................1

27. Funniest Member
DK...........................10
Madonna.......................7
Sephex........................7
Flying Mullet.................6
Rantz.........................6
Old Manus.....................5
Psychotic.....................5
Del Murder....................4
krissy........................4
RSL...........................1

28. Weirdest Member
Iceglow......................12
Hypoallergenic Cactuar........8
Mercen-X......................8
Peegee........................7
WildRaubtier..................5
Uncle Big Hands...............4
krissy........................3
Sephex........................3
Citizen Bleys.................2
Old Manus.....................2
Laddy.........................1
RSL...........................1

29. Most Missed Member
Demondude....................12
Rye..........................11
RSL...........................7
Cz............................6
eestlinc......................5
Resha.........................5
Sylvie........................5
Dr Unne.......................4

30 Most Influential Member
Loony BoB....................13
Psychotic.....................8
Del Murder....................7
Jiro..........................6
Citizen Bleys.................5
Pike..........................4
Raistlin......................4
Iceglow.......................3
I'm my own MILF...............2
Rantz.........................2
RSL...........................1
Freya.........................0

31. Most Mysterious Member
a mystery....................11
??????........................7
???????.......................6
??????........................5
?????.........................5
?????????.....................5
?????????.....................5
??????????....................4
??????????....................3
??????........................3
???...........................1
???????????????...............1

32. Most Underrated Member
Lone Wolf Leonhart............8
Kalilung......................7
Sephex........................7
Ultima Shadow.................7
blackmage_nuke................6
Shauna........................6
Alpha2099.....................5
Jowy..........................4
Laddy.........................4
Jiro..........................2
RSL...........................1

33. Biggest Final Fantasy Fangirl
Loony BoB....................20
Jessweeee♪....................8
DMKA..........................7
Wolf Kanno....................7
Raistlin......................6
Tifa's Boobs..................6
RSL...........................1

34. Most Helpful Member
Rantz........................16
Jiro.........................10
Goldenboko....................6
Pike..........................6
The Man.......................5
Shorty........................4
Loony BoB.....................3
Samuraid......................2
Wolf Kanno....................2
Quinter Wonderland............1
RSL...........................1
Mirage........................0

35. Cutest Couple
Del Murder & Miriel..........17
Rantz & Shorty...............12
I'm my own MILF & Pike........8
Kalilung & Madonna............7
Fujiko & o_O..................5
Loony BoB & smittenkitten.....4
RSL & RSL's hat...............1

MLT...

36. MLT Be the Next Cid's Knight/Editor
Agent Proto..................10
Lockharted....................9
Quinter Wonderland............9
blackmage_nuke................5
Cuchulainn....................5
Raistlin......................5
Sephex........................5
Tifa's Boobs..................4
RSL...........................1

37. Be Banned
Weimar Pluto Knight VII......10
Iceglow.......................7
Peegee........................7
Award Guy.....................6
Hypoallergenic Cactuar........6
Innes.........................6
Tifa's Boobs..................6
Cuchulainn....................3
Psychotic.....................3
Bolivar.......................1
RSL...........................1

38. Win a Ciddie For the First Time
Lockharted...................21
Sephex.......................10
Faris.........................6
Pitye.........................6
Mercen-X......................5
Futan.........................4
milliegoesbeep................2
RSL...........................1

39. Give it all up to become a cross-dressing pirate.
Faris........................22
Iceglow......................12
Raistlin......................9
NorthernChaosGod..............6
Raebus........................4
Jiro..........................1
RSL...........................1

40. Put on a clown costume and destroy the world
Bunny........................10
Psychotic.....................7
Citizen Bleys.................6
Peegee........................6
Bolivar.......................4
Raistlin......................4
The Man.......................4
Iceglow.......................3
Shlup.........................3
DK............................1
Hypoallergenic Cactuar........1
Laddy.........................1
RSL...........................1
Uncle Big Hands...............1
Wolf Kanno....................1

41. Start an Ecoterrorism Cell
I'm my own MILF..............14
The Man......................13
Shorty.......................10
Peegee........................4
Futan.........................3
krissy........................3
Shauna........................3
Bolivar.......................2
RSL...........................1

42. Be the Triple Triad Club's Ace
Ultima Shadow................12
Citizen Bleys................11
Quinter Wonderland............8
WildRaubtier..................8
Raistlin......................5
Loony BoB.....................4
Jowy..........................2
Shiny.........................2
RSL...........................1

43. Be loyal to a fault
Jiro.........................15
fire_of_avalon................9
Shorty........................6
Laddy.........................5
Loony BoB.....................5
Bolivar.......................3
Formalhaut....................3
Shlup.........................3
Karifean......................2
Del Murder....................1
RSL...........................1
Quinter Wonderland............0

44. Be a physical manifestation of our collective imagination
Christmas....................20
Peegee........................7
Cuchulainn....................5
fire_of_avalon................4
Loony BoB.....................4
Quinter Wonderland............4
Tifa's Boobs..................4
Iceglow.......................3
Pike..........................1
Psychotic.....................1
RSL...........................1

45. Believe Ondore's Lies
Hypoallergenic Cactuar.......14
Shorty........................7
Formalhaut....................6
Miriel........................6
Freya.........................5
Zeldy.........................5
Lockharted....................4
Iceglow.......................2
Laddy.........................2
Raistlin......................1
RSL...........................1

46. Make disturbingly erotic grunts whenever doing everyday tasks
Iceglow......................18
Tifa's Boobs.................15
DK............................6
Psychotic.....................5
Shlup.........................4
Tigmafuzz.....................4
WildRaubtier..................3
I'm my own MILF...............2
Peegee........................1
RSL...........................1
Loony BoB.....................0
NorthernChaosGod..............0

47. Sacrifice Himself to Save the World
Jiro.........................25
I'm my own MILF...............9
Bunny.........................8
Laddy.........................7
Rantz.........................3
Peegee........................2
RSL...........................1

48. Be Fighter
fire_of_avalon...............11
sharkythesharkdogg...........10
Cuchulainn....................9
Jowy..........................9
NorthernChaosGod..............8
Aerith's Knight...............5
DK............................2
RSL...........................1

49. Be Black Mage
blackmage_nuke...............22
Raistlin.....................10
Vivi22.......................10
Red Mage Coffman..............5
Flaming Ice...................4
Freya.........................2
Madonna.......................2
RSL...........................1

50. Get Together
Happy Noodle Boy & Lockharted...15
Iceglow & Psychotic..............9
Cookie & Innes...................6
Lockharted & Tifa's Boobs........6
Iceglow & Tifa's Boobs...........5
Bolivar & Wolf Kanno.............4
Iceglow & Mercen-X...............4
Agent Proto & Pitye..............2
Citizen Bleys & Psychotic........1
RSL & the deceptively snug-fitting lampshade he's going to attempt
to wear after putting away a few too many cups of eggnog at the
company Christmas party..........1

[Jowy]

first for getting thrusted

[Faris]

Awwww yeeeaaaaahhh, time to hit refresh like crazy day has begun!

[Rantz]

Poastin in ciddies thrad

[Pike]

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

MLT Get Together
Last winner: Iceglow & I'm my own MILF · Nomination Leader: Happy Noodle Boy & Lockharted

The Nominees
Agent Proto & Pitye · Bolivar & Wolf Kanno · Citizen Bleys & Psychotic · Cookie & Innes · Happy Noodle Boy & Lockharted · Iceglow & Mercen-X · Iceglow & Psychotic · Iceglow & Tifa's Boobs · Lockharted & Tifa's Boobs

Who they predicted to win...

Shauna Laddy Lockharted Agent Proto Denmark Happy Noodle Boy Goldenboko Jiro Del Murder Psychotic Shorty	Happy Noodle Boy & Lockharted (12/16)
Formalhaut Pike	Iceglow & Tifa's Boobs (2/16)
Faris Madonna	Lockharted & Tifa's Boobs (2/16)

Ahhh Most likely to get together, the final but possibly the most entertaining ciddie of all time. I find it slightly ironic to be writing this speech, afterall of the 9 nominations up for this award I myself am in 3 of the nominated couples. However we'll take it from the top and break it down:

1) Agent Proto and Pitye. I'm not sure about this but it could be the surprise coupling of the century and old man proot might get to become old perv proots. Still after hearing Proots sing This little ditty apparently about myself I'm not so sure anyone could resist him. It's a simple fact; I love him, you love him, bitches love him, Pitye loves him.

2) Bolivar and Wolf Kanno. Oh sweet mother of Zeus! This would be a coupling made in gaming heaven, or hell depending on your standpoint. Bolivar's strong sony feelings would probably love-hate Wolf Kanno's cross format obsession. It's actually the only couple I could put together who I believe could out nerd Hux and Pike! Which is something that scares me because the idea of this much nerdiness and mountain dew in our world could lead to the outright legal banning on global scale all computers and computer games.

3) Citizen Bleys and Psychotic... Piss off you can't have him, he's mine!

4) Cookie & Innes. Oh dear lord, ain't nobody got time for that! It'd be like letting Quin actually marry his right hand, or Julian marry his reflection. Why marriage? Because we all know it'd go there and we'd all hate ourselves for letting it happen. We all know we'd never hear the end of it, it'd be worse than having a discussion with someone who only ever replies by saying lines from the song "I'm sexy and I know it"

5) Happy Noodle Boy and Lockharted, If Phil could ever get Tara away from Sam's clutches it could forseeably happen. I mean face it, the pretty boy mafia-convict (italian and australian at the same time, how could I possibly ever resist?) what woman on here doesn't want him. He's got more girls on this forum in a tizz than Loony BoB and BoB's getting married to one! Though the coupling does make me think fondly on the many "this one time, at band camp..." jokes from American Pie. Why? I'm not sure maybe all the toilet talk?

6) Iceglow and Mercen-X. I actually know who was responsible for this and honestly, I hate you both. I love you but I hate you, I'm not even going to lie I'm going to smother you both with my hate and love in equal parts. I don't even have to name these people, they know who they are and they know exactly what I mean. Aside from that lovely message, I honestly have no idea what to say about this match-up other than I have been thoroughly blagged and will have my revenge.

7) Iceglow and Psychotic. You mean we aren't already a couple? Oh Ok... I guess everyone knew well, cats out the bag now and nothing more to do than embrace the love and the fact that this man is to be left prostrated on the floor with me standing over him in Manchester as I scream the name Piers Nivans at him for the sheer hell of it.

8) Iceglow and Tifa's Boobs. Hehehe how long til one of us kills the other? Or rather how long til Sam kills me for pulling some bad taste jokes that she doesn't like? My personal bet is a day if that.

9) Tifa's Boobs and Lockharted. Personally I had always viewed them more as sisters than lovers maybe not real sisters but those "sisters" you only ever seem to see in porn movies where what they get up to is purely wrong for related people to do. The one thing I do know, they're not the type of sisters you find in convents anywhere, ever.

So in the words of one of the greatest bands of all time: Some will win, some will lose and some will just sing the blues... who will win lets go back to Award guy to find out...

[Aerith's Knight]

Bitchin' image

[Sephex]

My everything is ready.

[Faris]

That there is nifty

[Raistlin]

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

MLT Get Together
Last winner: Iceglow & I'm my own MILF · Nomination Leader: Happy Noodle Boy & Lockharted

The Nominees
Agent Proto & Pitye · Bolivar & Wolf Kanno · Citizen Bleys & Psychotic · Cookie & Innes · Happy Noodle Boy & Lockharted · Iceglow & Mercen-X · Iceglow & Psychotic · Iceglow & Tifa's Boobs · Lockharted & Tifa's Boobs

And the winner is...
Happy Noodle Boy & Lockharted

The Final Tally
Happy Noodle Boy & Lockharted...15
Iceglow & Psychotic..............9
Cookie & Innes...................6
Lockharted & Tifa's Boobs........6
Iceglow & Tifa's Boobs...........5
Bolivar & Wolf Kanno.............4
Iceglow & Mercen-X...............4
Agent Proto & Pitye..............2
Citizen Bleys & Psychotic........1
RSL & the deceptively snug-fitting lampshade he's going to attempt
to wear after putting away a few too many cups of eggnog at the
company Christmas party..........1

[Sephex]

And now they shall have the most beautiful, passionate sex in EoFF history.

[Pike]

Speech where?

Edit: nvm. LATE, BOY!

[Madame Adequate]

Awwwww, young love. So sweet Congratulations to the happy couple!

[Faris]

Congrats on your first Ciddie, Lockharted