CHRISTMAS SHOES

[Jinx]

Don't you be takin' the Lord's name in vain you heathen joy hater

I didn't take the Lord's name in vain.

It was:

Becasuse Jesus, you Philistine!

[Jiro]

oh well does it help if I said I can't read

[Shorty]

If I'm on my deathbed and I catch my kid running out to buy shoes and not spending every goddamn spare second with me until I pass you can be damn sure that kid is going to grow up seeing his angry ghost mother every Christmas yelling at him. This way I'll still be able to give him a complex even though I'm not alive.

[maybee]

Lol Jesus wore sandals, I don't think he'll care too much what shoes you have when you die.

What a stupid song.

[escobert]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[Jiro]

Lol Jesus wore sandals, I don't think he'll care too much what shoes you have when you die.

What a stupid song.

Hey that's a good point!

[Denmark]

so when i saw this thread before (yesterday? idk doesn't matter) i didn't actually read it i just saw maybee's post and i was gonna say something very much along those lines so I repped it and went on my way

now i come back and read thread again and i'm like what the trout is going on in here

SIR I WANNA BUY THESE SHOES

[NeoCracker]

Patton Oswalt - Christmas Shoes - YouTube

[Gorski]

you are drunk hahahaha

[Shorty]

UBH wins this thread indefinitely. Patton Oswalt is a god among men.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

I'd never heard it before, listened to it, and never care to hear it again.

This isn't on the radio here, so maybe I lucked out.

[Jiro]

Surprised nobody has tried linking the actual song as evidence against it. I can only assume it's catchy as hell.

[Clo]

Some kid mooches off a stranger so he can buy his ma some penny loafers.

HAVE FUN WATCHING THEM BURY YOUR MOM IN THOSE SHOES, MAYBE YA SHOULD'VE SPENT SOME TIME AT HER BEDSIDE INSTEAD

[Jinx]

I heard this song on the smurfing radio today almost crashed my car on purpose just to get away from it