CHRISTMAS SHOES

[Jinx]

Just a repost of a song I left for Shorty on her VM:

Mister I wanna buy this shoes
For my Shorty please
something soemthing something something Rantz
something Wendy's Frosties
If Shorty JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS
toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

I also have no idea what this christmas shoes song is supposed to be, but I also left this delightful song you wrote in Sarah's usernotes because apparently it is something that will annoy her and I am all aboard that particular train.

I'm not annoyed, she clearly did it out of love.

I definitely did it out of love! But, I added all the extra Jesuses, because we all know Sarah hates Jesus.

[Shorty]

That is not true. I love Jesus. I want to be bros with him.

[Jinx]

That is not true. I love Jesus. I want to be bros with him.

HE ONLY LIKES YOU IF YOU HAVE PRETTY SHOES, SARAH

[Shorty]

I have pretty blue shoes

[Jinx]

I have pretty blue shoes

ARE THEY CHRISTMAS SHOES

[Shorty]

Well, they're blue so... no

[Jinx]

THE MESSIAH DESIRES CHRISTMAS SHOES AND CHRISTMAS SHOES ONLY YOU PHILISTINE

[DK]

Well Sarah just told me the face of her fantasies belongs to that guy who presents Man vs. Food, so I think her chance with the messiah must have evaporated a long time ago.

[Shorty]

My fantasies belong to zachary quinto goddamn it and jesus would approve

[Jinx]

My fantasies belong to zachary quinto goddamn it and jesus would approve

Maybe. But only because Zachary Quinto would be with a woman.

[Shorty]

I am helping him find salvation!

[Jinx]

I am helping him find salvation!

Like that girl on Saved!

[DK]

so when you dream about him, which part of the picture are you? the sandwich? one of the fries? I don't understand how it works, please explain. is that the face you see in your mind?

[Shorty]

ahahaha do you mean mandy moore

daney that's not him, you are wrong

[Jinx]

ahahaha do you mean mandy moore

daney that's not him, you are wrong

No no, the one that gets pregnant~