STOP FREAKING TROLLING PG

EATING FOOD MAY BURN CALORIES BUT NEVER, EVER MORE CALORIES THAN WHAT WAS IN THE FOOD ITSELF. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE

I summon Freaking Chimp and Julian.

*throws hands in the air*

That's it. I'm going to go eat nothing but mcdonald's and chips and late night breakfasts and maintain lean body mass and get physically stronger. Jerks.