Wake up (optional)

Pick A, B or C

A - Be super Editor at EoFF
B - Be author
C - Play video gamers

Is choice boring?

Y / N

If N, continue. If Y, choose from remaining options.

Continue until body starts to disintegrate. Acquire food. Resume choice.

Is it 4am?

Y / N

If N, continue. If Y, go to bed.

Voila.