A generation of current EoFFers' children will be arguing on EoFF 10.0 about Final Fantasy jumping the shark with XXIX.

BoB is merely an AI construct delivering on-demand pie charts after choosing to merge with Helios.
Pike Jr grew up to hate Sid Meier after being forced to worship at his shrine every morning.
Psychotic Jr posts in the football thread about going to Goodison Park every week to watch the champions of Europe Everton with best friend Heath Jr, against the wishes of his father, who is the lone remaining supporter of some non-league club claiming to represent Liverpool.
Iceglow Jr is actually just an aging Iceglow.
Jiro Jr is the first person in his family to ever need to shave.
Christmas Jr is actually Kim Jong Un.