Everything's a very Jiro thing to you
Everything's a very Jiro thing to you
Jiro's Justification
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
It's a little tough to judge because recent events may have influenced Jiro's level of enthusiasm for this game, but I thought from the original statement that this one was true, and nothing Jiro has said since has changed that. I also vote truth.
I feel about the same. Let's go with that then.
##Vote: Truth
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
And the big reveal...
It is
TRUE
Next up will be Formalhaut once I run the numbers.
I think for the thread title we'll just title it according to the defending team instead of a new one for each phase.
Well done opposing team!
Double-posting, sure, but you know.. here's my next statement!
Originally Posted by Formalhaut
This time, I think I'll just let people ask questions rather than me have a long-ass paragraph.
OOC: So Bleys, given Jiro's departure, who is now the captain of his team? Or will Jiro remain on EoFF only as long as he is needed in this game?
OOC: Jiro's still in til the end of the game. If Team Jiro wins, instead of Jiro being the next presenter and his teammates being captains next game, I'll pick one of his teammates to be presenter, and the other will be a captain vs. someone chosen randomly from Team Rantz
I'm instinctively inclined to disbelieve this. Who knows with my hunches, though.
How much is "large amounts"?
Wasn't the car smelling a whole lot?
What was he pulling you over for?
Given Sam's detective skills, perhaps a long-ass paragraph would have been easier.
To answer your question, I never actually knew he had the damn drugs; if I had known it at the time I would have thrown him out the car. Me and my cousin were at his house, and we arranged to go to his friend's house for some small get-together. He obviously had connections, and obtained two bags of weed, which he delightful neglected to tell me. I think he stuffed it down his trousers, charming.
As for the police patrol, it was stationed on a single stretch of road, I think there was a serious criminal that broke out of prison, so they stopped each car going there and back on the road. There's still the third visit, and that was when they were going door to door, asking residents to be careful as there's a convict on the loose.
This happened last year, I remember it quite vividly because I didn't speak to my cousin for months.
Updates: Damn it can people wait so I don't have to double post! To answer Rantz's set of questions...
It was like two of those money bag type things you store your pennies in. Not a huge amount by any means, but still enough to aggravate me.
My car didn't actually smell that much, I've got quite a bad sense of smell, and he stuffed it under his clothing so I guess the smell got obscured. By any means, it was enclosed in bags, so the smell didn't really get out much.
And I think I explained the whole thing. It wern't really "pulling over" as such. I think I just used that in my statement because it was shorter. I also realised after the fact that I was "pulled over" twice, not three times, but I did see the same cop three times. Sorry, my statement to Bleys was abit shoddy.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.