Would I Lie To You? Game 1 SUDDEN DEATH!

[Citizen Bleys]

How long did you press the razor to your upper lip?

Approximately 26.3842168745891576 seconds give or take 10^-18ms. I'm pleased that I still remember this after 20 years.

Was your dad with you? If so, what did he tell you beforehand and while you were shaving?

Before I started he just said "push this against your face," and after that he was too busy laughing to say anything else.

Now I have to meta game with Bleys' colleague

BUT WHICH COLLEAGUE? Especially if I'm telling the truth and there is no third-party involved.