As it happens, I can't drive, I've never met any cousins, and technically I've never actually spoken to a police officer. Both of Bleys's lies were for me, incredibly difficult for me to do, because it's so out of my area of knowledge! I have to say I'm rather pleased with myself given the difficulty of the messages.

By deliberately being very helpful on the first statement, then being helpful but questionably idiotic the next, I hoped to cause confusion. I didn't cause confusion, I actually caused agreement, which thankfully went in my favour!