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    Hello, and welcome to Would I Lie To You?, the game where BS is SOP.

    On Rantz's team today, we have the source of a FF character's crippling back problems, not to mention thousands of unrealistic teenage fantasies, it's Tifa's Boobs!
    We also have a man for whom bulltroutting is not only a hobby, it's his entire career, please welcome Raistlin!

    Joining Jiro today, we have a man so adept at the art of lying, he once convinced the police he wasn't a psychopath, it's Mercen-X!
    We also have a blast from the past so adept at artifice that in the Anniversary Mafia game, he convinced me for a full week that he was a woman, it's Formalhaut!

    For Round One and Two, we'll be playing Quick-Fire Lies. One of our panelists will be reading a statement that I PM to them. Either it will be a true statement they've PM'd to me before the game or a lie they've never seen before. It'll be up to the opposing team to set the record straight. Play begins when he (Yeah, I'll use the right pronoun, since I rolled the numbers before making this thread) posts the statement I'm about to PM to him. The opposing team then has 24 hours to ask questions to try to determine if what he said is bona fide or bollocks. After 24 hours, he is no longer required to answer any questions.

    All 6 players can comment during the question period, and the player in the hotseat can communicate with their teammates via PM if so desired--if you want your team to know if you're lying or not so they can comment accordingly, that's up to you.

    Phase ends when the captain on the team opposing the hotseat player submits a vote in bold, colour-coded format (to distinguish an actual answer from a general statement of belief/disbelief). This vote can be entered during the question period or after. The captain makes the final decision, even if both teammates disagree. Vote format is ##Vote: Lie or ##Vote: Truth. After the vote, I'll reveal if the statement is true or not and begin the next phase.

    The hotseat player for Phase 1 was selected randomly; In the next 2 Phases, his teammates get the hotseat, and Round 2 will be more of the same, but with the opposing team taking the hotseat.

    Non-players please restrict your commentary to the WILTY? Game 1 Audience Thread.
    Players are not permitted to view the Audience Thread until the game ends; this will work on the honour system as that was effective in Mafia. There will be a separate contest available for audience members.

    After the game, in addition to the game winners, I'll select a Liar of the Day (either the best at lying or just the funniest) who wins...sod all.

    Players: As play has now officially started, your true statements or lack thereof are now locked in and cannot be changed.

    First up is Raistlin PM inbound as soon as I generate the numbers to pick your statement from the truth/lie matrix.

    SCOREBOARD
    Team Formalhaut: 4
    Team Rantz: 5

    GAME OVER! Team Rantz wins!
    Last edited by Citizen Bleys; 01-13-2013 at 11:16 PM. Reason: Final scoreboard

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    Awesome. Some music to set the mood while waiting for Raist.

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    Goddammit, Wesley. Stop having a job and GET HERE.
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    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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    ((I specifically put the start of the time-limited question period in the hotseat player's control so that they could post their PM at a time when they'd most likely be able to get online to answer questions. No sense in opening questioning right before a long work shift when you can't get online to answer or in a foreign time zone))

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    Quote Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys View Post
    ((I specifically put the start of the time-limited question period in the hotseat player's control so that they could post their PM at a time when they'd most likely be able to get online to answer questions. No sense in opening questioning right before a long work shift when you can't get online to answer or in a foreign time zone))
    I just want the game to begin, is all. I wasn't worried.
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    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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    Here I am for your daily dose of the god's honest truth:

    I have a birth mark on my scrotum.

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    Timer started! Question period ends Friday, December 13, 2012 22:52 GMT

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    Ok... this is a rather strange response.

    So, when you say a birthmark, where is it? I'm fully expecting pictures! You will be a barefaced liar if you don't provide any!


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    Please do not post pictures of your scrotum

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    I cannot provide a real picture, and to do so would be to undermine the very purpose of this game, but I have instead provided a helpful diagram:

    scrotum.jpg

    The above pic is an underside view (as if viewed from underneath me), with the red circled portion being the area of the birth mark (around where the scrotum is connected to the body).

    The little lines off to the sides are my legs, for size comparison.

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    You appear to lack a penis. Or, it is smaller than your balls.

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    I uh... was just exposed to pictures of Iceglow's mom. Talk about shrinkage.

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    How on Yevon's green Spira did you discover such a birthmark? It seems practically impossible to notice!

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    I'm sure Wesley fondles his balls enough to notice, Dak.
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    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiro View Post
    How on Yevon's green Spira did you discover such a birthmark? It seems practically impossible to notice!
    When you're as sexy as me, you check yourself out a lot. You know what I'm talking about. /smug

    Also it's a bit larger than my otherwise fabulous Paint depiction would suggest. Additionally, the hairs that grow out of the affected area are white.

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