The Spoony One

[NeoCracker]

...And his Review of XIII.

Part 1.

http://spoonyexperiment.com/2012/12/...#disqus_thread

[Jinx]

Gah! I am at work for the next 28 hourssss.

I love Spoony's Final Fantasy reviews.

[DMKA]

Ugh, I'll pass. Watching Spoony is like watching Epic Movie; the pinnacle of cringe inducing anti-funny, but for some reason everyone is watching and laughing anyway.

I suppose I'd rather watch Spoony reviews than read CAD, though even that depends on whether there are miscarriage edits or not, really.

[Red Mage Coffman]

I adore Spoony. His Final Fantasy VIII review only fuels my hatred even more <3

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

I don't spend copious amounts of time talking about things I don't enjoy unless I see a way to change the end result.

What's his endgame? "I review games I don't like. Hopefully the next one doesn't suck. derp."

[Skyblade]

I think his work has improved continuously since he started the Counter Monkey series. He seems to be enjoying the reviews a bit more, and his analysis has gotten better as well.

But I do like the reviews, and I frequently agree with his points, though I don't necessarily give them as much value as he does. I agree with almost all of his points in his FFX review, and yet I still love the game.

This analysis is solid, and I completely agree with his comments on FFXII as well. I just like his take on things, regardless of his humor (which is better when its off the cuff then when its planned).

[Faris]

Hahaa, of course it starts with him talking about FFVIII.

Oh I love Spoony's raging FF reviews. He really let his hair go though, that man can do a shampoo commercial now.

[Jinx]

Hahaa, of course it starts with him talking about FFVIII.

Oh I love Spoony's raging FF reviews. He really let his hair go though, that man can do a shampoo commercial now.

As greasy as his hair looks, he could definitely use some shampoo.

[maybee]

Ugh, I'll pass. Watching Spoony is like watching Epic Movie; the pinnacle of cringe inducing anti-funny, but for some reason everyone is watching and laughing anyway.

I love you. Rep +

A) His FF 8 was filled with holes and most of this complaints don't even make sense.

B) It felt like he didn't even play FF X when he did his review. He didn't even study what he claimed was bad.

C) He got fired by That Guy With The Glasses for making a rape joke.

He is a terrible reviewer and yet FF 8 haters and FF 10 haters love him of course.

[krissy]

yeah i like that he complains about shaz's afro

he's pissing me off just by being a douche
and yeah these are stupid complaints

'WHY WOULD YOU HAVE A ROCKET LAUNCHER ON THE TRAIN
WHY WOULD A ROBOT MAKE A ROAR'

piss off ugh

"HOW DOES SHE KNOW SHE CAN BEAT UP THIS WARMECH'

yeah like you know cause ff6 people didn't fight things they likely couldnt take

im turning this off

edit: it was like watching a grade schooler trying really hard to be edgy

[maybee]

Wait... I'm watching his review right now and he's saying good things about FF 8 and apologizing for his lame jokes... ( lame, lame, sissy, gay )

Is this .... Spoony or somebody else dressed up as Spoony ....?

eHHHHHH ?

[NeoCracker]

[QUOTE=maybee;3183800]

C) He got fired by That Guy With The Glasses for making a rape joke.

...Um, no?


Edit: Why is it saying DMKA was quoted? Ah smurf you, you know who you are one who said this!

Edit2:

Also.

'WHY WOULD YOU HAVE A ROCKET LAUNCHER ON THE TRAIN
WHY WOULD A ROBOT MAKE A ROAR'

Well, do you have an answer?

[krissy]

it's a military convoy filled with soldiers, im sure they brought weapons in case anyone tried to attack a train transporting an ethnic group for 'cleansing'

and many of the enemies in the game are army built machines whose proto-versions were feral animals, so it's not a big stretch that somewhere inside that mech is the heart of a whale

[Formalhaut]

Because they smurfing can make it roar. Why not? if it scares people silly?

[Night Fury]

I used to fancy Spoony.