What type of drunk are you?

[Night Fury]

inb4 Phil.

Phil can now confirm I'm a top hilarious drunk who sings in an old lady voice, talks about trout and farts and piss (what's new?) and gets really happy and emotional and totally doesn't shut up.

[Pheesh]

Tarara: "Lmao yjey do t? Have a <3<3<3 lobely day at wprk and illl talk ro tou layer!!!"

If I drink a little bit then I will be sleepy, if I drink through that then I will be a talkative, funny drunk...if I drink MORE than that then I get as sloppy as our little miss Tara up there!

[DK]

^ You forgot to mention that you also completely forget most of what you say and do within that drunk period. The black out drunk.

yeah this is also a thing that happens, but it doesn't happen all the time, only when I get really smurfed up.

[Sephex]

None of the poll options really work for me. Sure, I have been angry or sad while drunk before, but that doesn't happen most of the time. I just do it socially to unwind at the end of my work week.

[Jinx]

I dunno. The kind of drunk that falls over a lot, hits my head on trout, and feels the need to tell every single person every single on of my secrets.

and then I wake up in the morning and can't remember how I got there or why everyone's pissed off at me.

[Night Fury]

^ You forgot to mention that you also completely forget most of what you say and do within that drunk period. The black out drunk.

yeah this is also a thing that happens, but it doesn't happen all the time, only when I get really smurfed up.

I lost about 2 hours last night.

[Mirage]

I'm the sober drunk. I get drunk, but I always end up taking responsibility as if I wasn't. It really sucks.

[yukina]

I'm the boring, quiet drunk. I get really quiet, answer questions when asked, sleeps, then pukes upon waking. Haha

[DrAssenov]

I laughed so hard reading this thread. You guys sound like a riot!

As for me, when I'm buzzed, nearly everything becomes hilarious. And then the singing and dancing starts...

[Bubba]

I'm pretty sure I've been all of those things at one time or another...

These days I would say I have five levels of being drunk. I very rarely venture past level three...

0 - Sober
1 - Chatty and jovial
2 - Chatty and slightly argumentative
3 - Loudly chatty, but slurry... and potentially 'dancy'
4 - Spouting random bollocks about numerous topics which can either be absolutely hilarious or extremely irritating
5 - Having a huge shouting match at myself in the mirror about how best to negotiate the courses in Super Mario Kart

[Formalhaut]

You obviously have enough sense of your memory to remember level 5 and 4!

[Goldenboko]

I have never drunken alcohol, never have, never will. I just don't find it agreeable to me. But I have no problem with other people drinking which leads me to my question.

So young. So cute. You will fall. As well all have.

I don't know, I'm loud, I crack jokes, people tell me I'm funny, but I think in a laughing at not with sort of way.

[Futan]

I have never drunken alcohol, never have, never will. I just don't find it agreeable to me. But I have no problem with other people drinking which leads me to my question.

So young. So cute. You will fall. As well all have.

I don't know, I'm loud, I crack jokes, people tell me I'm funny, but I think in a laughing at not with sort of way.

Mix of both.

[Unbreakable Will]

I'm like Arthur, I do all of them in stages, usually. Although last time around I was normal for some reason. Perfectly. Normal. Seriously, it was strange.

[Goldenboko]

I have never drunken alcohol, never have, never will. I just don't find it agreeable to me. But I have no problem with other people drinking which leads me to my question.

So young. So cute. You will fall. As well all have.

I don't know, I'm loud, I crack jokes, people tell me I'm funny, but I think in a laughing at not with sort of way.

Mix of both.

Pft, I don't think you get the full affect over #eoff