What type of drunk are you?

[Ouch!]

I am a loquacious drunk. The drunker I am, the more advanced my vocabulary gets. It's... weird.

[Formalhaut]

I had to google loquacious.

You sound completely opposite to most people, who when their drunk seem to have the vocabulary of a seven year old with a hereditary brain disorder.

[Futan]

I have never drunken alcohol, never have, never will. I just don't find it agreeable to me. But I have no problem with other people drinking which leads me to my question.

So young. So cute. You will fall. As well all have.

I don't know, I'm loud, I crack jokes, people tell me I'm funny, but I think in a laughing at not with sort of way.

Mix of both.

Pft, I don't think you get the full affect over #eoff

Unfortunate!

[Goldenboko]

I have never drunken alcohol, never have, never will. I just don't find it agreeable to me. But I have no problem with other people drinking which leads me to my question.

So young. So cute. You will fall. As well all have.

I don't know, I'm loud, I crack jokes, people tell me I'm funny, but I think in a laughing at not with sort of way.

Mix of both.

Pft, I don't think you get the full affect over #eoff

Unfortunate!

Visit Boston sometime. We have a couch.

[Sephex]

I'm pretty sure I've been all of those things at one time or another...

These days I would say I have five levels of being drunk. I very rarely venture past level three...

0 - Sober
1 - Chatty and jovial
2 - Chatty and slightly argumentative
3 - Loudly chatty, but slurry... and potentially 'dancy'
4 - Spouting random bollocks about numerous topics which can either be absolutely hilarious or extremely irritating
5 - Having a huge shouting match at myself in the mirror about how best to negotiate the courses in Super Mario Kart

The last point made me laugh hard because I remembered the time I was partially blackout drunk and I still managed to finish ahead of everyone plus 20 seconds on Rainbow Road (N64 version).

[Futan]

I have never drunken alcohol, never have, never will. I just don't find it agreeable to me. But I have no problem with other people drinking which leads me to my question.

So young. So cute. You will fall. As well all have.

I don't know, I'm loud, I crack jokes, people tell me I'm funny, but I think in a laughing at not with sort of way.

Mix of both.

Pft, I don't think you get the full affect over #eoff

Unfortunate!

Visit Boston sometime. We have a couch.

Futon was the correct furniture.

[Goldenboko]

We have one of those too, but that's where my roommate lives.

[Jiro]

Take the couch. GoBo always has a good couch.

[Bubba]

I'm pretty sure I've been all of those things at one time or another...

These days I would say I have five levels of being drunk. I very rarely venture past level three...

0 - Sober
1 - Chatty and jovial
2 - Chatty and slightly argumentative
3 - Loudly chatty, but slurry... and potentially 'dancy'
4 - Spouting random bollocks about numerous topics which can either be absolutely hilarious or extremely irritating
5 - Having a huge shouting match at myself in the mirror about how best to negotiate the courses in Super Mario Kart

The last point made me laugh hard because I remembered the time I was partially blackout drunk and I still managed to finish ahead of everyone plus 20 seconds on Rainbow Road (N64 version).

Impressive! Anyone who thinks they are a whizz at Mario Kart should attempt it drunk... it's a brand new challenge!

[Goldenboko]

Take the couch. GoBo always has a good couch.

I was shocked how well you slept on that couch man. With that said, our couch now is leather.

[Pumpkin]

I get louder and more giggly. I normally giggle a lot, but when I'm drunk I giggle at everything. Even at the fact that I giggle about everything. And by louder I mean I have a normal tone of voice. I'm normally a quiet person who is asked to repeat herself many times so by louder I mean people can actually hear me speak. I also get horny and I say things I normally wouldn't. If there's ever something you want me to tell you but I won't, the best way to get it out of me is to get me drunk. I only drink like 3 times a year though so this doesn't happen very often.

[Tigmafuzz]

There are a lot of horny drunks on this site.

Don't ever let me be around any of you people when you drink

[Futan]

There are a lot of horny drunks on this site.

Don't ever let me be around any of you people when you drink

I don't need to be durunk to be horny for you~

[Night Fury]

I'm actually never usually a horny drunk. I go through stages though depending on how much I drink.

I'll go from being quite reserved, to busting out all the moves, being really loud and giggly, everyone's best friend.

Then if I carry on I get really really sweet and sappy.

Then if I STILL carry on I get into the crying drunk stage.

I'm usually just a giggler and dancer though.

I have such a love/hate relationship with being drunk. The morning after cringes are always worse than the hangover.

[NeoCracker]

Apperently I'm a very pleasant drunk and my jokes are less dickish in nature.