Congratulations, Vanille! Nice dress!
Congratulations, Vanille! Nice dress!
<3 KEFKA
Most Likely to Laugh at the Character getting Run Over by a Chocobo
The Nominees
Heidegger - FFVII · Kefka Palazzo - FFVI · Rikku - FFX · Seifer Almasy - FFVIII · Selphie Tilmitt - FFVIII · Wakka - FFX · Yuna - FFX
Please give a warm welcome to the presenters of this award...
Emperor Mateus, Guy and ...a Malboro!?
Wark!
Originally Posted by Award Moogle
Yeah, that's why he wasn't invited to play poker the other night with the other mascots of Final Fantasy.Tonberry should learn to plan ahead.
Nnn, he doesn't have good poker face either Kupo.I think he would have a great poker face. I'm just surprised that Cactuar has all his cards facing the right direction.
Edit:omg the teeth!
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Emperor Mateus: Ah hello. I'm here with these two baboons to deliver a speech for an award I don't care about, sigh.
Malboro whispers something to Guy and Guy lets out a hardy guffaw.
Emperor: I can hear you dammit! I just can't understand you. Stuck on stage with an overgrown plant and a man who can only speak to monsters. Wonderful.
Guy whispers something to Malboro and Malboro chuckles.
Emperor: I'd ask what I did in a previous life to deserve this, but I remember what I did in the last 3.
The whispering and joking continues.
Emperor: Let's just get this over shall we? This is a joke most likely to be awa-
The emperor cannot be heard over more laughing.
Emperor: THIS IS A JOKE MOST LIKELY TO AWARD. THAT MEANS ANY TYPE OF BUILD-
Malboro's laughter is so hard it emits some strange fluid from it's mouth making squishing noises
Emperor: THIS MEANS ANY TYPE OF BUILD UP ABOUT THE AWARD WOULD BE COMPLETELY POINTLESS AND WILL NOT PARTAKE IN IT.
Guy drops the axe he was holding from laughter.
Emperor: (talking faster to get this over with)The nominees are Steiner, Cait Sith, Cloud Strife, Sazh, Tidus, Yuffie, Zell.
Guy is on the ground laughing and Malboro has vomited from laughing.
Emperor: *turns around* What!?! WHAT IS SO FUNNY?
Guy gets composure and stands up.
Guy: Malboro say, to Guy. Emperor look like girl. Guy agree. Guy do his Emperor impression, Malboro laugh. Then we decide that likely to get hit by big bird you-
Emperor: I've heard enough, and I plan on killing you both now! Prepare as you witness true pow-
Malboro breaths on the Emperor the stench knocks him out.
Guy: Hahahaha! Winner is...
Wark!
What an insanely random trio!
I like to go to the beach with Marlboro, but I always take him some Mentos, kupo!
Kupo~!
What an entertaining speech!
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
Most Likely to Laugh at the Character getting Run Over by a Chocobo
The Nominees
Heidegger - FFVII · Kefka Palazzo - FFVI · Rikku - FFX · Seifer Almasy - FFVIII · Selphie Tilmitt - FFVIII · Wakka - FFX · Yuna - FFX
And the winner is...
Heidegger
Wark!
Guy never talks to meHe always beats me up before I reach him!
Even a life time's supply of mints won't cure Malboro's bad breath
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I prefer to wear a Ribbon in my hair myself.
Altogether now:
GYA HA HA!
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Most Likely to be Riding the Chocobo
The Nominees
Bartz Klauser - FFV · Cloud Strife - FFVII · Kefka Palazzo - FFVI · Mog - FFVI · Squall Leonhart - FFVIII · Tifa Lockhart - FFVII · Zidane Tribal - FFIX
Please give a warm welcome to the presenters of this award...
Palom & Porom
Wark!
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