Just what is Shantotto a doctor in?
I imagine Kefka's gonna win, but I'm rooting for Kuja!
Just what is Shantotto a doctor in?
I imagine Kefka's gonna win, but I'm rooting for Kuja!
Dr. Shantotto: Who is the evilest charactaru in Final Fantasy? Take a look and we shall see! Oh-ho-ho~!
Dr. Shantotto glances over a list of nominees, checking the other side of the paper.
Dr. Shantotto: Wait, what? I am not presentaru? What the smurfy-wurfy is this troutaru?
Ajido-Marujido: Cait Sith...
Dr. Shantotto: In feline form, evil inherent? What could be more self-apparent?
Ajido-Marujido: Emperor Mateus...
Dr. Shantotto: A chessmaster, brilliant, without peer, the Emperor is one to fear
Ajido-Marujido: Exdeath...
Dr. Shantotto: A frightful foe he would be, were he not a smurfing tree
Ajido-Marujido: Kefka Palazzo...
Dr. Shantotto: Son of a submariner! An evil clown? Who better to burn the whole world down?
Ajido-Marujido: Kuja...
Dr. Shantotto: An avatar of all that's wrong, if not the man, there's still his thong.
Ajido-Marujido: Sephiroth...
Dr. Shantotto: As a foe he's rather aggravating, but that sword is overcompensating.
Ajido-Marujido: Seymour Guado...
Dr. Shantotto: A nihilist! I am beshrewn. Say what you will of tyrant's tenets, sir; it seeks to stand philosophy and politic, not void. And let it be noted that wildlife kept, amphibious rodent, in domestic walls, is retrograde to right and civil laws.
Ajido-Marujido: ...and Vayne Carudas Solidor.
Dr. Shantotto: What calamity will Solidor bring in his bid to be the Dynast King?
◄Excitement►! ◄fun►! ◄Water► ◄inside► ◄trousers►! Check your anticipatory escalation, the time is nigh for the winner's revalation...
Wark!
If this isn't Kefka or Emperor Mateus I will eat my hat.
Evilest Character
The Nominees
Cait Sith - FFVII · Emperor Mateus - FFII · Exdeath - FFV · Kefka Palazzo - FFVI · Kuja - FFIX · Sephiroth - FFVII · Seymour Guado - FFX · Vayne Carudas Solidor - FFXII
And the winner is...
Kefka Palazzo
Wark!
YEEEESSSS KEFKA
And no one is surprised. Well earned.
Ah Kuja, he's the reason we're afraid of clowns.
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Wark!
It's a known fact. Kefka > Sephiroth
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
Nicest Character
The Nominees
Aeris Gainsborough - FFVII · Oerba Dia Vanille - FFXIII · Rikku - FFX · Rosa Farrell - FFIV · Selphie Tilmitt - FFVIII · Tifa Lockhart - FFVII · Vivi Ornitier - FFIX · Yuna - FFX
Please give a warm welcome to the presenter of this award...
Kimahri Ronso
Wark!
No idea who's going to win this one :<
Last edited by The Man; 12-15-2012 at 11:56 PM. Reason: :monster:
Kimahri Ronso: Kimahri Ronso present award in association with Hero Drink, the great beverage made from the ice of Fayth scar. Kimahri happy that he has nice characters to meet with. A true Ronso does not seek war or power, but kind words. The people nominated today shine bright, as people must be.
Audience yawns loudly.
Kimahri: The first character is my old friend, Yuna. It is guardian’s job to protect the summoner, but Yuna manages to protect Kimahri as well whi-
Yenke Ronso: Bwhahaha. That is because elder Kimahri is useless in battle. Useless! Useless! What the matter Kimahri? No player ever use you? Is that because you have no Ronso talent? Kimahri start in centre of grid. Kimahri therefore bad at fighting. Hahaha!
Security arrives in the form of the angels from the final battle of VIII and escorts Garik away
Kimahri shakes head slowly
Kimahri: Kimahri sorry. Kimahri continue. I remember fighting on Highbridge. The battle was long and hard. Ronso prowess no match for Seymour. But then, Yuna came back. This is why Yuna is nominated, for coming back to me. I hear Selphie Tilmitt is reckless, like Lian and Ayde when they search for Elder horn. However, within that is a kind, loving character. As is Rikku. When I first look at Rikku, I shook head slowly. But now, Rikku is a friend. Rikku mix items to help Kimahri relax. She uses ancient Al Bhed plant known as Syneziyhy and smoking it is pleasant. Kimahri grateful.
Rikku looks nervous and hastily shrinks down in her chair.
Kimahri: Aeris Gainsborough is also a nice character. She tends to plants, and Ronso share deep connection to plant life, even in harsh Gagazet peaks, the Galbana lily thrives. It is the symbol of hope. Aeris is a friend of the Ronso. Tifa too. Many time Tifa give up her free time to help Kimahri train, and the Ronso are thankful for her combat lessons.
Vivi is nice as well. Despite wielding fierce magic, I remember Vivi as a shy child. Look how he has grown. Remember back last year. Annual talent show and Vivi could not perform Firaga due to nerves. Look at him now. Kind and brave. Like Ronso. I had doubts on our next character. Vanille at first is loud, brash and has voice like strangled kitten. But somewhere inside of her, I see a fire that would melt Gagazet. Vanille is kind but not afraid to be stubborn, and is a good choice of victor. Finally, Rosa Farrell is a white mage. This makes her kind. White mages have compassion for others and tend to sick. This is why female Ronso are highly privileged. My female assistant I have with me on Gagazet is of their ilk. Her kindness to Rydia in Mt Hobs is commendable. She is worthy of winning this award as well.
Audience falls asleep.
Kimahri: Kimahri not forced to speak in long time. Kimahri tired. The winner of Nicest Character is here...
Wark!
Who did that Shantotto speech? XD
<3 kimahri!
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