Why does Barret look like a black American rapper in this image?
Why does Barret look like a black American rapper in this image?
Barret: Tifa! Wha’ in the hell is a Biggs?
Tifa: I'm not sure, but there seems to be a Biggs, or something like it, in almost every world...
Barret: What the hell did the original Biggs do? The one this award is about?
Tifa: Well, Cid - er, Cid Highwind, that is - says the original Biggs is a legendary spaceship pilot. I wasn't aware of him, so I guess he's not that famous...
Barret: That’s not $@!% useful at all in no Final Fantasy series!
Tifa: I think they had controlled space travel in FFVIII...
Barret: Ah, who cares!? How in the hell do we know which is which?!
Tifa: Beats me. THREE of the nominees are already Biggs…
Barret: Well that’s just plain silly. He’s already Biggs for Christ’s sake!
Tifa: Another one is Gibbs… very funny guys. It’s almost like he’s a Biggs with one letter changed!
Barret: Give me that list, so far this just sounds dumb. TWO DIFFERENT WEDGES?! They’re already Wedge!! Why should he be changed to @$!% Biggs?!?
Tifa: Calm down Barret before you hurt someone!
Barret: Zell Dincht? What kind of pansy name is that? Says here all he wants is hot dogs. What in the hell does that have to do with flying a spaceship?
Tifa: I have no idea, Barret.
Barret: Are we done yet?
Tifa: Not yet.
Barret: ...Done yet?
Tifa: I said not yet!
Barret: Yo...
Tifa: Look, if you’d quit asking me and just read off the last name on that list we can leave!
Barret: Man, I don’t even want to know, this thing is nonsensical enough as it is.
Tifa: Give me the damn list! ...Zorn is the last one.
Barret: Some clown freak?!!
Tifa: Yup...
Barret: That’s it?
Tifa: Yes, you can go once we've opened the envelope and read it out.
Barret: SWEET.
Tifa: And the winner is...
Wark!
Back in the day, Barret Wallace was a member of The Sugarhill Gang!Originally Posted by Formalhaut
But keep that a secret, okay kupoo?
Kupo~!
Loving the characterisation on this one!
Most Likely Be Wedge
The Nominees
Biggs - FFVII · Biggs - FFVIII · Deweg - FFXII ·Thorn - FFIX · Umaro - FFVI · Wedge - FFVII ·Wedge - FFVIII
And the winner is...
Wedge
of Final Fantasy VIII
Wark!
Wedge = Wedge. Who knew?
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Congrats to the... obvious winner?
Oooh, Kupo~! I did not see that coming!
Kupo~!
It was a nail biter! There were TWO possible obvious winners!
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I'm... so shocked! How could this be? If only I had known about this earlier...
I predicted people would be funny and do Deweg. Comeon, was I the only one?
A true hero doesn't need credit! I'm so excited!I meant the member who wrote it, Kupo!The speech was from Montblanc, Kupo!
Award Chocobo: Wark! Congrats to the three of you! It sounds like we've got our first footage in from the red carpet, courtesy of Award Moogle... let's see what's going on.
Award Chocobo: Yikes! Looks like we've got a photo coming through, too - we're all action here, folks! Wark!
Just before this interview, it looks like Ultimecia was seen heading down the red carpet. Photographer: darkprincesskikyo
Wark!
LOVING THIS.
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