Oh man, this has more fanfare than the usual Ciddies. xD
The first two winners were a bit meh. I have higher hopes for the rest of the awards!
Oh man, this has more fanfare than the usual Ciddies. xD
The first two winners were a bit meh. I have higher hopes for the rest of the awards!
Please oh please don't let either of them sit near me.
That was absolutely hilarious, btw.
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Close call there, Award Moogle! Be more careful in future!
All sorts of props to whoever did the artwork
Most Likely Be Biggs
The Nominees
Biggs - FFVI · Biggs - FFVII · Biggs - FFVIII ·Gibbs - FFXII · Wedge - FFVII · Wedge - FFVIII ·Zell Dincht - FFVIII · Zorn - FFIX
Please give a warm welcome to the presenters of this award...
Lulu & Wakka
Wark!
Gaaah
That moment was so scary!
But Sephiroth smells beautiful tonight, like a frozen yoghurt! Kupo!
Kupo~!
I never understood why Lulu and Wakka tried to raise their child as a Moogle.
KUPO!
Their following the trend of raising their kids as gender neutral, this time with their own FF twist.
If you as a parent had to choose between raising a moogle or another Wakka... Let's be honest here, one is enough.
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Wakka enters from the left side of the stage, Lulu from the right.
Wakka: Woah, ya. This is big. Which is why we're...
Lulu: If that's your opening line, you don't want to finish that sentence.
Audience laughs.
Wakka: That's okay, ya. I thought o' lots of Biggs jokes. Surely one of them you'll approve of.
Lulu: I doubt that, given you said the words 'I thought'.
Audience laughs.
Wakka: Ah, what do you know? Here, check these out!
Lulu facepalms.
Wakka: The Final Fantasy franchise has gotten so big, it had to name a character for it
Silence.
Wakka: ...Okay, ah, how 'bout this? When Biggs plays blitzball, he fills the whole sphere pool
Silence.
Wakka: Ooh, I know. Biggs is so big, when he first heard Wedge's name, he thought they said wedges
Silence.
Wakka: You know, like in potato wedges?
Lulu: They get it, Wakka, they don't care. The good news is, you've warned Vidina of the terrible dad jokes to come.
Audience laughs.
Lulu: Oh, by the way, Biggs isn't even that big. And after being with Chappu, I know what I'm talking about.
Audience whistles.
Wakka: Gah, I didn't come here to let my wife embarass me on TV with my son watching! Luzzu, if you haven't put Vidina to bed yet, do so!
Lulu: Luzzu? I thought he was killed in Operation Mi'ihen and Gatta was watching Vidina.
Wakka: Nah, you got that the wrong way 'round. Luzzu's alive, Gatta's dead.
Lulu: But I thought...
Wakka: Here are the nominations.
Lulu: The nominees for Most Likely To Be Biggs are: Biggs, Final Fantasy VI...
Live footage of Biggs in audience.
Wakka: Biggs, Final Fantasy VII...
Live footage of Biggs in audience.
Lulu: Biggs, FInal Fantasy VIII...
Live footage of him in audience.
Wakka: Bi-- oh, wait, sorry! Gibbs, Final Fantasy XII...
Live footage of Gibbs in audience.
Lulu: Wedge, Final Fantasy VII...
Live footage of Wedge in audience.
Wakka: Wedge, Final Fantasy VIII...
Live footage of Wedge in audience.
Lulu: Zell Dincht, Final Fantasy VIII...
Live footage of Zell at bar, cramming down several hotdogs
Wakka: ...and Zorn, Final Fantasy IX.
Live footage of him suddenly looking up in shock
Live footage of nominees on screen behind Wakka and Lulu, Zell still cramming down hotdogs.
Wakka: Ya, Zell, you coming back here or not?
Zell looks around confused, then sees his face on screen behind bar. Immediately runs back into main room, entire crowd laughing at him.
Lulu: That's the problem with you sporty types. You're not very bright.
Audience laughs, Wakka glares, Lulu chuckles to herself and opens up the envelope.
Lulu & Wakka: And the winner is...
Wark!
All I'm saying is let the child choose for itself what it wants to be. Maybe it does want to be a Moogle, but then maybe it wants to be a Tonberry or a Bomb. Maybe it even wants to be a Blitzball when it grows up. Stop trying to force your own values on your kids, Wakka and Lulu