Blackmage_nuke needs to post. His sig is perfect for right now.
Blackmage_nuke needs to post. His sig is perfect for right now.
Kupo~ he's not a bad guy now!Originally Posted by Formalhaut
Kupo~!
Sorry I only speak Cat and Squirrel.
Kefka: Kehehehehe! Hello everyone. This is your lord and master Kefka here to -. Hrm. No, that didn't sound impressive enough! Better try again! Wahahaha! Hello everyone! This is your lord and master, ruler of all, omnipotent God, KEFKA PALAZZO speaking, so OPEN YOUR DAMN EARS BEFORE I BLAST YOU TO OBLIVION.. Yes, yes! Much better!
WAHAHAHAHA!
It seems that once again, my reputation as a former entertained has outdone itself. The Ciddies Committee have asked me to warm you all up you see! Deliver you a speech that puts moistens your undergarments and perhaps even KNOCK YOU DEAD! hehehehehe... HAHAHAHA.
Oh, sorry to get off topic there! I just crack myself up! Well, I'll admit, I'm not really sorry at all! Hehehe! Ah, now because I'm sure my reputation proceeds me, I probably have one of the more important speeches. Best Song, or Best Moment, or something else that will let me tug at your heart strings so. Maybe so hard that I yank them right out! hehehe.
Oho! But now to the point of my speech. I've decided that none of you are here to hear about the nominees. OHOHO NO YOU ARE NOT! You are here for, why me of course! My adoring public, how I shall give you my love. My tough love. So I shall talk about me of course! I shall explain why I, KEFKA should win this award, whatever it is. Oh? You're surprised I didn't know what this speech is about? A real performer does not practice, a true artist, such as I enjoys to... improvise.
WAHAHAHAHA!
So the award I am announcing is Run over a snurble and spend the rest of their lives crying over it. WHAT. WHAT IS THIS. THIS IS THE SPEECH I, GOD OF ALL MAGIC IS GIVEN? AND OF ALL THE CREATURES, A SNURBLE? NO ONE CARES ABOUT FINAL FANTASY XIV! Ah well, guess what. I should win this one too! eheheheheh! ahahahah!
WAHAHAHAHA!
The fact of the matter is it is very likely that I might run over a Snurble! I run over many things! Yes, killing is quite easy for me. ehehehe. And then my crying over it? WHY OF COURSE I WOULD CRY. I WOULD BE CRYING FROM MY LAUGHTER! AHAHAHAHAHA! So now that we know that I am the real winner, go ahead and announce the runner up! ehehehehe! WAHAHAHAHAH!
Wark!
6 HOURS LATER...
A snurble is from XIV? I learn something new everyday.
Wow, Kefka is kind of a dick. But a very jolly dick at that.
Most Likely to Run Over a Snurble and Spend the Rest of Their Lives Crying Over It
The Nominees
Aeris Gainsborough - FFVII · Cloud Strife - FFVII · Oerba Dia Vanille - FFXIII · Rikku - FFX · Selphie Tilmitt - FFVIII · Serah Farron - FFXIII-2 · Vivi Ornitier - FFIX · Yuna - FFX
And the winner is...
Oerba Dia Vanille
Wark!
Tonberry should learn to plan ahead.
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OMG Snurbles!!! <3
Edit: Yeah I feel horrible when I farm them for their wool...
Last edited by smittenkitten; 12-15-2012 at 08:02 PM.
Wark!
Yeah, that's why he wasn't invited to play poker the other night with the other mascots of Final Fantasy.
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
This actually happened, too. Just look in our art contest thread!Yeah, that's why he wasn't invited to play poker the other night with the other mascots of Final Fantasy.
Yeah, that's why he wasn't invited to play poker the other night with the other mascots of Final Fantasy.
Nnn, he doesn't have good poker face either Kupo.
Kupo~!
Hey! Stop making fun of me. We Tonberry's also think pretty slow.
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