I just want to take a moment to tell all the people behind this event that they have done a fantastic job and all of their hard work is appreciated
Proud Cloud! Photographer: x-Memoire-x
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Ahahaha oh Cloud <3 goddamn this thread is making me nostalgic for back when I used to play FF games all day
Wow these pictures are awesome. Big thanks to our DeviantArt crowd! Hope the sign up.
That is a full on Freddie Mercury pose from Cloud! A truly deserved Ciddie, he is probably the best known FF character in the wider gaming world.
Weirdest Character
The Nominees
Amarant Coral - FFIX · Cait Sith - FFVII · Gau - FFVI · Gilgamesh · Gogo - FFVI · Kimahri Ronso - FFX · NORG - FFVIII · Quina Quen - FFIX · Umaro - FFVI
Please give a warm welcome to the presenters of this award...
Cid Highwind & Jecht
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Cid Highwind: Thought paying for this hoolah would get me out of this kind of position...
Jecht: Fancy awards thing you've got going on here. What are we doing now?
Cid: Well I kinda got stuck with you to do a trout presentation about a bunch of queers. I’d rather not go anywhere near ‘em!
Jecht: Heh, fair enough.
Cid: Alright, here’s some tea. Now who are these queers we have to announce? They gave you the list so all this is rather new to me and I’d like to get it done and over with as soon as possible.
Jecht: They gave us pictures too, awesome. First is Amarant Coral, he’s in IX.
Cid: What in the hell is wrong with his skin? He’s supposed to be human! Even the $#!%ing weird lookin’ ones in that game have normal skin tones and his hair is red. Why not just make him purple!
Jecht: Says here that he basically pops out of nowhere near the end of the game and you learn basically nothing about him.
Cid: Next is Cait $%!#ing Sith. Yeah he’s a queer one alright.
Jecht: What did he do?
Cid: Don’t ask, you’re better off not knowing.
Jecht: Next is some Jungle Book kid Gau from VI. He jumps into monsters for their powers. And I thought my kid was weird...
Cid: Aren’t you glad we stayed as far away as possible from queers like that?! Gilgamesh... never heard of him, you?
Jecht: Nope, not at all. What’s so weird about him? His role isn't consistent and he’s not even in all the games!
Cid: Someone must think he’s weird, that’s all that matters and we don’t have to be anywhere near him today! I think...
Jecht: Gogo in VI... I can’t tell if it’s a chick or a dude and he’s a mime.
Cid: $#!%ing queer is probably dressed in drag and we don't even know if it's trying to be a girl or a dude! HAhahaahaa! Next is one of your friends Kimahri.
Jecht: You do realize that I never interacted with him, right? Somehow he’s weirder than Tidus, which is quite the feat if you ask me.
Cid: He’s blue and furry and probably is a furry.
Jecht: Whoa, take a look at this one! He looks like Jabba the Hutt’s rejected twin. He lives under a school and somehow controls things.
Cid: I’d hate to be the person who has to touch that thing after it gets killed. He’s probably hiding a pizza, case of soda, the Trepies, the snowboarding game from the Gold Saucer, and Bahamut in his flaps.
Jecht: Apparently they found Quina in his flaps when they finally cleared him out. Said she/he was looking for frogs and almost found one too.
Cid: The hell, it jumped back in after getting out? No one wants a frog that bad. Quina is another $@!%ing transvestite of some sort.
Jecht: Those seem to be a shoe in for being strange. Laaaast one...
Cid: A $#!% Yeti?! That’s just incredibly judgemental. It’s a Yeti for %$!@’s sake! He has a free pass at being queer.
Jecht: Well that was the last of ‘em.
Cid: Good, now drink your goddamn tea and get out! Oh, uh, right - the winner is...
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CID HIGHWIND IN HOMOPHOBIA SHOCK