Final Fantasy 25th Anniversary Ciddies - Winner's Ceremony!

[LadyJuxtaposition]

Barret: God damn mother%"^£$ octopus! I HATE sealife! Eat lead!

Barret shoots at pretty much everything but the gigantic figure of Ultros.

Barret: !$^!&^! GOD DAMN !$^$£&^"$£&£" !"£%" piece of £^$%"£ how the hell can I have a !£"%"$ gun on my arm that fires that many bullets in one &%$% £$&{}@ attack and "£%$%^$£&^ MISS!?!?!?!

I knew eventually Barret would get mad.

[Citizen Bleys]

Dude, Ramuh's a guy. Crones are girls.

[Faris]

Ultros, you should be ashamed of yourself. What would your mother think?!

[Award Chocobo]

Vincent: Hey, Cid, perhaps now is a good time to show you my knitting utensils. I have some really good ones over he--

Cid: Will everyone please just SHUT UP, SIT DOWN, AND LET ME DRINK MY GOD DAMN TEA.

Auron says things in a cool voice, but it has no impact on Ultros.

Garnet: *runs back in* Hey, Ultros! I got you a flower!

Garnet runs up in a cute way, drops off a flower, and runs back out again, leaving everyone kind of confused.

Vivi: Doesn't look like Ultros wants the flower. Poor Garnet. I will pick it up and give it back to her, and perhaps do something.

Something cute. I guess. I don't know.

Tifa and Balthier are too busy making a mockery of the Most Likely To Get Together result to be of use at the moment.

Aeris dies. Again.

[Agent Proto]

Ultros, you should be ashamed of yourself. What would your mother think?!

[Ultros]

Ultros, you should be ashamed of yourself. What would your mother think?!

Well, whadduya want I should do?

[Laddy]

T...Terra? Terra? Celes? B-Balthier? Anyone!?

[Award Chocobo]

Conductor of Opera House Orchestra: Alright, boys, let's play a good battle song to get these heroes in the mood! Audio Visual, can you hear me? Help us set the mood!

They begin playing One Winged Angel, while images of battles taking place in Midgar and Ivalice start showing up on screens around the building.

[Ultros]

Conductor of Opera House Orchestra: Alright, boys, let's play a good battle song to get these heroes in the mood! Audio Visual, can you hear me? Help us set the mood!

They begin playing One Winged Angel, while images of battles taking place in Midgar and Ivalice start showing up on screens around the building.

I owe you one, so I'm gonna jam up your opera!

[Agent Proto]

[Award Chocobo]

Bahamut sips at his drink.

Bahamut: End of an Era, anyone? Let's face it, if I attack Ultros in here, the entire building and the surrounidng area are going down. Sorry guys, can't help ya.

Award Chocobo: WARK!!! Can someone, for the love of Uematsu and Nomura, please get me away from this stupid bloody purple eight legged freak! KWEH!!!

Gilgamesh: For once, I shall save the day! This can be my calling!

Gilgamesh hits Ultros and his sword breaks like a twig.

Gilgamesh: ...Bollocks.

[Laddy]

Someone! Do something!

[Award Chocobo]

Kefka: Best awards event EVER.

Ashe: Ugh. Soldiers of Dalmasca! TO ARMS!

Cecil: Soldiers of Baron! TO ARMS!

Roughly 10,000 soldiers somehow appear - and somehow fit - inside the Opera House.

Ashe & Cecil: CHAAAAAAAARGE!!!

[Ultros]

F'waaaaah ha ha! Did anyone feel the EoFF server spike then? I was just getting warmed off! Mwa ha ha! Let's see if Award Chocobo can shrug THIS off!

[Futan]

Someone! Do something!

He's almost there~ lol. Just Villain, Heroine and Hero left.

EDIT: Too slow. XD