Rude
Reno! Get up! Time for us to give our speech!





Reno
*yaaaaaaaawn* What time is Rude?
Oh wait, trout is that camera on!




Rude
You slept in.





Reno
Oh crap! Why didn't you wake me up?





Rude
I trie-





Reno
Gotta get dressed gotta get dressed! Gotta look, flashy.





Rude
Oh, you know I like flashy. I'll just start off. Reno and I are here to prepare you for the award, Most Likely to Be the Protagonist in a New Sequel.




Reno
Sounds like us! Isn't that right Rude?





Rude
Ha, I guess with the speed they're producing FFVII sequels it isn't out of the realm of possibility I suppose. But this isn't about us Reno.




Reno
Right, it's about our wonderful finalists! I'll do the honors Rude!





Rude
That isn't how we practiced this Reno.





Reno
Pft, practice-shmactice! Am I right?





Rude
Uh, no I don-





Reno
Of course I'm right! First up is Balthier from Final Fantasy XII! A right sexy man he is!





Rude
Uh. Erm. Ok. And after that is our good friend Cloud. We know SE could definitely pump another one of them out!





Reno
Right! After him, Kain Highwind from Final Fantasy IV! Could see his quest for redemption!





Rude
And then-





Reno
Oh! Oh! Oh! And Lightning! How many sequels has she gotten?





Rude
Reno-





Reno
And Seifer! Perhaps a squeal with his ROMANTIC DREAM. If you know what I mean Rude!





Rude
Hey Reno it'-





Reno
Well that's all the time we've got say good-bye Rude!





Rude
*sigh* Bye ever-





Reno
That's all folks! Oh, wait, one more thing! The winner is...