Bahamut and a cloaked character walk onto stage from opposite directions.

Bahamut: ...Louisoix. Dude, they know it's you.

Louisoix: Okay, lucky guess, now...

Bahamut: You totally died!

Louisoix: No, you see, I'm fine...

Bahamut: There were explosions!

Louisoix: I ducked!

Bahamut: That's RETARDED!

Louisoix: ...Well played, Bahamut.

Bahamut: Don't leave yet, there's something important you have to hear. The future of everything we know rests on your response. We are young. Heartache to heartache, we stand. No promises... no demands...

Hildibrand, yelling from audience: Do some Julia next!

Bahamut: We are strong. No one can tell us we're wrong. Searching our hearts for so long. Both of us knowing... Love. Love is a battlefield. You're begging me to go, but you're making me stay... why do you hurt me so bad? It would help me to know, do I stand in your way, or--

Louisoix: Stop.

Bahamut: Or am I the best thing you've had? Believe me, believe me, I can't tell you why.

Louisoix: Please, please stop.

Hildibrand: Ask him to do some Lenne!

Bahamut: But I'm trapped by your love. And I'm chained to your side. There is my riddle, Louisoix. Can you solve it in time?

Louisoix: ...I'm really uncomfortable.

Bahamut: You're the only one, don't you see? Louisoix, teach the world to rock again.

Louisoix: Oh, come on...

Louisoix begins to leave, and then stops before he's off stage and turns his head back.

Louisoix: ...do you really think it's even still possible?

Bahamut: Oh, you admit that you feel it? Hmm, I guess even you can't deny the soul of rock. I knew you were the one, just as I've known for years. You may turn your back on us, you may try to run. Know this: We're starting a rock band. And you're the only one who can play lead guitar, Louisoix.

Louisoix spends a few seconds contemplating.

Louisoix: I gue--

Hildibrand: It's going to be awesome! I get to play bass!

Louisoix, quickly walking away: Not interested.

Bahamut: Hildibrand! Argh, dammit, I wish you'd stay quiet. Oh well. Uh, geez, sorry everyone. We were going to play some music with the nominees detailed in the song, but I guess we'll have to make do by reading their names out. The nominees for Most Underrated Character are: Bartz Klauser, Cait Sith, Edward Chris von Muir, Freya Crescent, Quina Quen and Zell Dincht. And the winner is...