Weirdest Character
The Nominees
Amarant Coral - FFIX · Cait Sith - FFVII · Gau - FFVI · Gilgamesh · Gogo - FFVI · Kimahri Ronso - FFX · NORG - FFVIII · Quina Quen - FFIX · Umaro - FFVI
And the winner is...
Quina Quen
Weirdest Character
The Nominees
Amarant Coral - FFIX · Cait Sith - FFVII · Gau - FFVI · Gilgamesh · Gogo - FFVI · Kimahri Ronso - FFX · NORG - FFVIII · Quina Quen - FFIX · Umaro - FFVI
And the winner is...
Quina Quen
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I wonder what crazy outfit Quina is wearing tonight.
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Funniest Character
The Nominees
Adelbert Steiner - FFIX · Balthier - FFXII · Cid Highwind - FFVII · Gilgamesh · Laguna Loire - FFVIII · Quina Quen - FFIX · Reno - FFVII · Ultros - FFVI · Zell Dincht - FFVIII
Please give a warm welcome to the presenter of this award...
Galuf Halm Baldesion
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Well that answers that! Look at that fantastic hat!
Speaking of fantastic hats, what job class gives you Galuf von Bismarck?
Yay! A speech from Galuf! You go old man!
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Galuf: Alright kiddies, sit down as Grandpa Galuf is about to serve you a speech! As a good friend of mine would say with cheese biscuits AND mashed potatoes! This will act as a forward for our fantastically funny Final Fantasy character! These nominees can say things quite pish posh.
Adelbert Steiner! There are many types of humor in the world, Mr. Rusty Armor himself is the greatest example of slapstick. What I'm saying is, he's hilarious because we can laugh at him. Not usually with him. Also naming him Einstein when you play through makes him be named Adelbert Einstein, which is just silly to me! Poor Steiner just can't escape the jests of Zidane!
Balthier! Now this one is an odd choice! I never realized Balthier was a leading man of a comedy! No applause? Not the most sophisticated of jokes sure... But I'm aren't that sophisticated of a guy! But Balthier, that guy is! He's got more suave then Edgar on a good day! Perhaps he got all the girlies to nominate him for this eh?
Cid Highwind! There's been many flavors of Cid, the Cid from my game was a shut-in nerd, but not the one of this variety! Cid Highwind from Gaia VII was quite the potty mouth! And let me tell you, potty mouths are funnier than Bartz trying to ride a drake!ALL YOU SIT DOWN AND DRINK YER DAMN TEA! Sorry, always wanted to try that line out for size! I guess I'm a bit too old for it.
Gilgamesh! Ah, I remember old Gilgy as I liked to call him. What was it he said once? "Enough expository banter. It's time we fight like men. And ladies. And ladies who dress like men. For Gilgamesh...IT IS MORPHING TIME!" Although I think he was just looking at Faris at the time, oh boy was that hilarious! Gilgy's humor at time can be quite... In...inconceivable!
Laguna Loire! - Laguna's life is like a lemony teenage love story. One that makes you cringe as he struggles to talk to the girl of the story, and gets his occasionally STOMACH ACHES OH NO! What he really needed was a good sit down with Grandpa Galuf! I woulda told him how we got the girl in my day!
Quina Quen! - I... er... um... just like at this guy! girl! uh. Qu!
Reno! - Reno here is missing his partner in crime, Rude! But he's a funny dude nonetheless! Reno and Rude are funny, because they're the typical silly dynamic duo! Like Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan in rush hour! The question is who's Jackie and who's Chris?
Ultros! Ultros man. Freaking Ultros. I'm just going to dedicate his section to thing's he says.
"What a delicious morsel! I wanna get my tentacles around her...!"
"Oh, all right, Uncle Ulty REALLY wants you to paint his portrait!"
"Don't tease the octopus, kids!"
"Thwarted again! I feel like such a sucker. Well, kids, hate to ink and run...... but I AM an octopus!"
That Ultros is quite the jester! Ironically in a game with a Jester villain!
Zell Dincht! Boy can this dude eat! Food humor man! Food humor!
Well I hope I got you all revved up! And the winner is...
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I figured Quina was bound to win some awards here.![]()
Funniest Character
The Nominees
Adelbert Steiner - FFIX · Balthier - FFXII · Cid Highwind - FFVII · Gilgamesh · Laguna Loire - FFVIII · Quina Quen - FFIX · Reno - FFVII · Ultros - FFVI · Zell Dincht - FFVIII
And the winner is...
Ultros
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