Final Fantasy 25th Anniversary Ciddies - Winner's Ceremony!

[Formalhaut]

Noooo, Balthier lost! Don't worry. He still has many awards left to win!

[Agent Proto]

What, Ultros won? I didn't know he had it in him.

Yay! Sushi is on me everyone!

[Award Chocobo]

An interesting picture... wait, what? Who the hell is that at the bottom? 'Steve'!? Must be an NPC... Photographer: DK

[Faris]

What, Ultros won? I didn't know he had it in him.

Yay! Sushi is on me everyone!

Trust me, you don't want to eat that sushi...

[DrAssenov]

omg I love this Ultos drawing!

[Award Chocobo]

Award Chocobo: Another tasty treat from our roaming reporters! Award Cactuar has found the man with the gil behind this plan, Cid Highwind!

[Psychotic]

Ultos xD

[Award Cactuar]

Cid was ever so thrilled to be interviewed! I get all the scoops for you fine folk at EoFF

[Pike]

Ultos pic is the best one so far xD

[Citizen Bleys]

What, Ultros won? I didn't know he had it in him.

Yay! Sushi is on me everyone!

Trust me, you don't want to eat that sushi...

((obligatory ff5sp plug))

[Award Chocobo]

Angriest Character

The Nominees
Adelbert Steiner - FFIX · Amarant Coral - FFIX · Auron - FFX · Barret Wallace - FFVII · Cid Highwind - FFVII · Lightning - FFXIII · Lulu - FFX · Zell Dincht - FFVIII

Please give a warm welcome to the presenters of this award...
Biggs & Wedge
of Final Fantasy VIII

[Faris]

What, Ultros won? I didn't know he had it in him.

Yay! Sushi is on me everyone!

Trust me, you don't want to eat that sushi...

((obligatory ff5sp plug))

I've learned a couple of lessons regarding what to or what not to eat that day...

[Award Chocobo]

Award Chocobo: Alright! To present the next award, I give you - live from the communications tower in Dollet - Biggs and Wedge from World VIII! Guys, can you hear me?

Footage appears: On top of the communication tower in Dollet.

Lieutenant Wedge: Why is it always so bloody cold up here?

Major Biggs: Stop whinging. You fixed the tower, right?

Wedge: Done and dusted, sir.

Biggs: Excellent. How's my hair?

Wedge: It's like you've just stepped out of a salon. How do you get your hair so bouncy?

Biggs: I use coconut and jojoba oil. You really see it shine in the sunlight.

Wedge: Ah right, I use lavender enriched with aloe vera but mine still looks a tad greasy. How did you find out about that?

Biggs: Some camp guy I met called Irvine put me onto it...

Wedge: So who is up for this award then? Anyone we know?

Biggs: Here, have a butchers.

Biggs hands Wedge the list of nominees.

Wedge: Look at all these prats. I should have been nominated for Angriest Member!

Biggs: You? Why the hell would anyo...

Wedge: AAAAAGGHHHH!!!!!!!!

Biggs: Jesus Christ, I just nearly shat myself! What are you doing?!!

Wedge: That's my War Cry! To go with my War Face...

Wedge pulls a pained sort of grimace.

Biggs: You look like you're having a tricky poo. Why don't you try...

Wedge: AAAARRRGGHHH!!!!!!

Biggs: Stop doing that, you irritating prick! You sound like you're being violated by a Chimera.

Wedge: Sorry...

Biggs: It is a sorry list though... Adelbert Steiner? He looks like a white Shrek.

Wedge: Amarant Coral? Hmph, ginger. Can't trust them.

Biggs: Ha, Auron?! To rhyme with moron.

Wedge: Barrett Wallace?! To rhyme with... err... solace.

Biggs: That was terrible. Leave the rhyming to me, you knob. Cid Highwind? Sounds like he farts a lot.

Wedge: Lightning? Wasn't she the blonde one from the UK version of 'Gladiators'?

Biggs: What's the UK?

Wedge: I have no idea.

Biggs: Lulu? God, this just gets worse and worse...

Wedge: Zell Dincht... I remember that little cock.

Biggs: Well, I think just reading this list has made me angrier than any one of these little turd bullets.

Wedge: Heads up, Major. Here comes a crew member!

A member of the communications tower staff approaches Biggs and Wedge.

Staff: Sorry guys, we're going to have to cancel. The communications tower is buggered so we can't receive. We've been broadcasting for a while, but we have no idea if it's getting through, or if it's even time for the presentation or not.

Major Biggs turns to Lieutenant Wedge.

Biggs: You prick.

Footage stops.

Award Chocobo: Well, uh... right. Uh, what I'm sure Biggs and Wedge meant to say is... "And the winner is..."

[Faris]

Poor Wedge just can't get a break or a raise.

[Award Chocobo]

Angriest Character

The Nominees
Adelbert Steiner - FFIX · Amarant Coral - FFIX · Auron - FFX · Barret Wallace - FFVII · Cid Highwind - FFVII · Lightning - FFXIII · Lulu - FFX · Zell Dincht - FFVIII

And the winner is...
Barret Wallace