Dr. Shantotto: Who is the evilest charactaru in Final Fantasy? Take a look and we shall see! Oh-ho-ho~!

Dr. Shantotto glances over a list of nominees, checking the other side of the paper.

Dr. Shantotto: Wait, what? I am not presentaru? What the smurfy-wurfy is this troutaru?

Ajido-Marujido: Cait Sith...

Dr. Shantotto: In feline form, evil inherent? What could be more self-apparent?

Ajido-Marujido: Emperor Mateus...

Dr. Shantotto: A chessmaster, brilliant, without peer, the Emperor is one to fear

Ajido-Marujido: Exdeath...

Dr. Shantotto: A frightful foe he would be, were he not a smurfing tree

Ajido-Marujido: Kefka Palazzo...

Dr. Shantotto: Son of a submariner! An evil clown? Who better to burn the whole world down?

Ajido-Marujido: Kuja...

Dr. Shantotto: An avatar of all that's wrong, if not the man, there's still his thong.

Ajido-Marujido: Sephiroth...

Dr. Shantotto: As a foe he's rather aggravating, but that sword is overcompensating.

Ajido-Marujido: Seymour Guado...

Dr. Shantotto: A nihilist! I am beshrewn. Say what you will of tyrant's tenets, sir; it seeks to stand philosophy and politic, not void. And let it be noted that wildlife kept, amphibious rodent, in domestic walls, is retrograde to right and civil laws.

Ajido-Marujido: ...and Vayne Carudas Solidor.

Dr. Shantotto: What calamity will Solidor bring in his bid to be the Dynast King?

◄Excitement►! ◄fun►! ◄Water► ◄inside► ◄trousers►! Check your anticipatory escalation, the time is nigh for the winner's revalation...