Raijin: Heya, everyone! Thanks for being here for the Ciddies celebrating the 25th anniversary of Final Fantasy! It's a pretty big deal, ya know?

Fujin: AFFIRMATIVE.

Raijin: Tonight we've been chosen to present a Ciddie to the characater you believe has the best dialogue! There are lots of great characters, ya know? Let's get to it! We've even got some voice clips from them to put over the speakers, ya know?

Fujin: BALTHIER.

Raijin: The smooth talking sky pirate from Ivalice. We all know who the REAL leading man is, ya know?

Voice Clip: "Your mistakes were twofold, I'm afraid. You sprung your trap without looking to see if the game you hunted was the one you'd snare, and you sold me short. I'm no thief; I'm a sky pirate."

Fujin: BARRET.

Raijin: He has the mouth of a sailor and sometimes an outfit to match, ya know?

Fujin: !@#%*

Voice Clip: "Wuddup, fool?! It's Barret! I AM the man! Oil, Cloud! I just found the biggest, damn oil field you ever seen! Surveyin's done, so I should be able to get out there and see Marlene soon. You let her know, alright Spiky?!"

Fujin: CID.

Raijin: Cid Highwind dreams of being the first man in space! There's more than one loud mouth in Final Fantasy 7, ya know?

Voice Clip: "This's gonna be a big splash. Hold on to your drawers, an' don't piss in 'em!!"

Fujin: KEFKA.

Raijin: This is one crazy clown, ya know? I wouldn't wanna be in his posse....

Fujin: AGREED.

Voice Clip: "Life... Dreams... Hope... Where do they come from? And where do they go...? Such meaningless things... I'll destroy them all!"

Fujin: SAZH.

Raijin: The loving father and funny man of Final Fantasy 13! He's great with pistols. I wonder what it's like to have a bird in your head, ya know?

Fujin: ...

Voice Clip: "All this dampness is damp."

Fujin: TELLAH.

Raijin: He's a wise old man, but his age has made him forget some of his spells. He's passionate about the people close to him but he has a short temper! Hey, I know someone like that....

Fujin kicks Raijin in the shin.

Raijin: OUUUCHH!

Voice Clip: "You spoony bard!"

Fujin: TIDUS.

Raijin: He's a nice guy with deep feelings about his father and he desires to return to Zanarkand. I like his fiery attitude and his touching moments, ya know?

Voice Clip: "I hate you. I hated you so much. I always wished you'd be gone. But deep down, what I really wanted was just...your approval. For you to...tell me that I've grown strong. That's all I ever wanted."

Fujin: YUNA.

Raijin: She's a very sweet girl, ya know? Her best dialogue comes in times of hardship. Check out how she ends that first sentence, ya know?

Voice Clip: "You say it's your story, but it's my story, too, you know? It would be so easy...to let my fate just carry me away...following this same path my whole life through. But I know...I can't. What I do, I do... with no regrets."

Raijin: So there you have it guys! Those are your 8 finalists......Hang on a sec! Why isn't Seifer on this list, ya know!?

Fujin: RAGE.

Raijin: Ah, well, he's our winner, ya know? As for the Ciddie, well... the winner is...