Sexiest Male
The Nominees
Auron - FFX ·
Balthier - FFXII ·
Bartz Klauser - FFV ·
Basch fon Ronsenburg - FFXII ·
Cloud Strife - FFVII ·
Edgar Roni Figaro - FFVI ·
Squall Leonhart - FFVIII ·
Zack Fair - FFVII:CC
Please give a warm welcome to the presenters of this award...
Paine, Rikku & Yuna
Yuna: Hay guuurrrrrrrlllls what's going on?!
Rikku: YUNA IS SOOOO PRETTY!
Yuna: We all look like sexy muffins!!!
Paine: Uhm, guys we're here for a reason and everyone is watching...
Rikku: To put on a show?!! Sing Yunie!!
Paine: NO NO NO! We're here to present the nominees for Sexiest Male -_-;;
Yuna: Ooooooooooohhhh... Who are the nominees? I want to see some hot studs!!!
Paine: ...Read the teleprompter! Also, we may need microphones so that everyone can hear us.
Yuna: Can everyone hear us?!!
Rikku: This microphone looks like an ice cream cone!
Yuna: Whoaaaaa, I never noticed that before. I wonder if they taste like anything!
Paine: Will you two focus! Also that's not food...
Rikku: Owie, my teeth!
Paine: Bitch, what did I tell you? Read the teleprompter!!
Yuna & Rikku: ooooooooooh...
All three: The nominees for Sexiest Male are....
Yuna & Rikku: You read the names Paine! You're good at reading things!
Paine: *sigh* First is...
Auron from Final Fantasy X
Yuna & Rikku: EWWWWWWWW He's old!! And... like... dead or something.
Paine: Oh come on you two, if you had to be some old guy's love kitten it would totally be him. He's soooo mysterious
_
Yuna: He's like the dad of the group. Ew, just go to the next guy! I want to see some hotties!
Rikku: MONKEY!
Paine: No, Rikku... Next is
Balthier from Final Fantasy XII
Yuna & Rikku: OOoooohhh
Yuna: He can steal my treasure any day!
Rikku: I will be a bunny for him any day! :mymelomfg:
Paine: He is quite smashing, yes. Next is
Bartz Klauser from Final Fantasy V
Yuna & Rikku: Meh!
Yuna: He's a bit scrawny...
Rikku: Wasn't his name originally Butz? That worries me...
Yuna: Yeah! and he toooootttaaaaallllly found some dude hot
Paine: Dude turned out to be a chick, didn't you play past the first 10 minutes?
Yuna: A butterfly flew in and I forgot what I was doing.
Paine: Why do I hang out with you air heads? Anyway
Basch fon Ronsenburg from Final Fantasy XII
Yuna & Rikku: Because you love usssss! Another old dude, NEXT!!
Paine: You two are so judgemental, that stubble can take me home every night 24/7
Yuna & Rikku: Paine is into old dudes! Paine is into old dudes!!
Paine: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! What do you two think of
Cloud Strife from Final Fantasy VII?
Rikku: ooooooh, he has a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig sword. It's shiny too :whaaa:
Yuna: It's deeefinitely compensating for something but he's so mysterious and dreamy...
Paine: Awwwww yyyyeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh he and I can compare swords any day!
Yuna: 
Paine: ...bitch don't judge me. See?! I have a big sword too! See?
Yuna: It's not
that big.
Paine: Quiet, you...
Edgar Roni Figaro from Final Fantasy VI
Rikku: Heeeeeeyyyyy where did the shiny go?!!!!!???
Paine: You were staring the entire time? -_-
Rikku: Shiny gone
Paine: Well check out Edgar, shiny sword man will be back later.
Rikku: OKAYYYY!! Oooooh, he has a cape, does that mean he's Superman?! ...!! DOES HE FLY?!
Yuna: Maybe he's like Batman and Batman is super rich!
Yuna & Rikku: Either way he's super dreamy~
Paine: 
... You guys are dumb.
Squall Leonhart from Final Fantasy VIII. Now there's a sexy muffin man sword.
Yuna: He kind of reminds me of you Paine. With the whole black leather thing. What is with that anyway? It's weird and doesn't that like... make it harder to move?
Rikku: HIS SWORD GOES PEW PEW!!
Paine: At least I don't dress like a slut!
Yuna: Hey, that was mean!!
Rikku: Noooo Yunie is crying!
Paine: Please stop crying. This leather is giving me a wedgie and putting off my mood. I didn't mean it!
Yuna & Rikku:
Paine: Uhm... here, look! Big shiny is back thanks to
Zack Fair From Final Fantasy VII: Crisis Core
Yuna & Rikku: oooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh :whaaa::whaaa:
Paine: Phew, dodged that one.
Tidus: HEEEEEYYYY Why wasn't I nominated for this? Yuna thinks I'm sexy!
Paine: Tidus, you look like Meg Ryan
Tidus: A sexy androgynous Meg Ryan?
Paine: *sigh* Sure, whatever...
Wakka: You bitches be crazy! Play more Blitzball!
Paine: ...Can I go home now? Oh, right, the envelope. And the winner is...
Originally Posted by Agent Proto
what did you expect? He just got ran over by a chocobo.
Drag, you have no patience whatsoever.
Quick! A commercial break!
Wow. I don't think I'd be able to play through a game with them being the main cast.
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