Given the choices? Yeah. Probably Lightning.
Given the choices? Yeah. Probably Lightning.
Best Heroine
The Nominees
Ashe B'nargin Dalmasca - FFXII · General Beatrix - FFIX · Celes Chere - FFVI · Lightning - FFXIII · Rydia - FFIV · Terra Branford - FFVI · Tifa Lockhart - FFVII · Yuna - FFX
And the winner is...
Ashe B'nargin Dalmasca
Wark!
butthurt in 3... 2... 1...
My first thought was surprise. But then, thinking about it, she's a worthy winner.
Well, that's a surprise. I haven't played FFXII so I can't say if this is actually a bad choice, but still, Terra > * :<
What? Seriously?
God does not exist.
Wark!
That was really unexpected...
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That's an understatement. For what it's worth, not a single person who posted predictions got that one right.
I do see how unexpected it was, but come on. She overtook Vaan as main character and made a political drama somewhat interesting!
Best Hero
The Nominees
Cecil Harvey - FFIV · Cloud Strife - FFVII · General Leo - FFVI · Locke Cole - FFVI · Ramza Beoulve - FFT · Squall Leonhart - FFVIII · Tidus - FFX · Zack Fair - FFVII:CC · Zidane Tribal - FFIX
Please give a warm welcome to the presenters of this award...
Lightning & Snow
Wark!
Award Chocobo has unintentionally insulted all of the nominations.![]()
Snow: Hey there everybody! Its your hero here, Snow! I’m also accompanied by my sister, Light!
Lightning: Its Lightning. Can we just get this over with?
Snow: Come on Sis, don’t be a party pooper! In fact, why don’t you try heading this speech? Come on, give it a try!
Lightning: No.
Snow: Take it.
Lightning: No.
Snow: Come on Lightning, take it.
Lightning: I’m about to show you how Lightning strikes if you don’t get that out of my face, Snow Villiers.
Snow: Real heroes never back down from danger!
Lightning: You’re the perfect one to give the speech, you know that?
Snow: Yeah, so?
Lightning: So give the damn speech!
Snow: We’re not gonna get anywhere if you don’t-
Lightning: Just give me the microphone...
Snow: Haha, thats the spirit! Here ya go sis!
Lightning: Hmph... arguing with you is like trying to fight a Sentinel...
Snow: Ladies and Gentlemen, Lightning Farron!
Lightning: Tonight we are here to present an award. The Best Hero award in particular. Now, I’m no hero, but-
Snow: Don’t lie to the audience! Everyone, Lightning is a Finalist in the Best Heroine category! She risked her life to save Cocoon, everyone! Lightning is a true hero! You could all learn something from her!
Lightning: I- uhh...
Snow: Look at that everyone! She’s blushing! I guess even the big, bad soldier has a vulnerable spot for flattery! Guess I sure did stagger her, am I right?
Lightning: Snow... Take this damn microphone. I need a minute.
Snow: Haha, I would too if MY face was burning that red!
Lightning: S-shut up!
Snow: Now... In case someone missed it, I’m Snow Villiers. I’m sure if I wasn’t giving this speech, I’d be the top nominee for the award, am I right? Anyways, what is a hero? I’d be willing to bet no one could give me a good answer. Well, to be honest, I don’t think I could give a good answer either. Someone who fights for good? Someone who protects the weak? Someone who fights against evil? All these things could signify a hero. Needless to say, heroes come in all shapes and forms. Sometimes they might even surprise you. I mean, Lightning is as mean as a snake, but a hero nonetheless.
Lightning: Watch it.
Snow: Kidding, kidding! As I said before, defining hero is a difficult task. I won’t try to do it, but instead, I’ll let you decide what a hero is. I can only think of a few things all heroes might have in common, and this is just a might.
Lightning: Oh no...
Snow: Real heroes never back down! Real heroes don’t need plans! They don’t ever lose a fight, they always win! The hero never dies! And most importantly, the hero always saves the day!
Lightning: Still the same old Snow...
Snow: Now, how about we read the winner of this award together sis?
Lightning: Yeah, lets finish this.
Snow: Ohh, but first we have to pick who we want to win!
Lightning: What?
Snow: Predictions, if you will! Come on, look at the list of nominees we’ve got, pick one!
Lightning: No, Snow. Lets just-
Snow: Come on, just pick! You don’t even hafta know who they are. Just pick the one that looks coolest or something!
Lightning: Ugh, you’re such a child. Fine. I pick... the one with the spiky hair.
Snow: Kinda resembles you, doesn’t he Light?
Lightning: What? Where did you get that?
Snow: I dunno, a bit of a heroes hunch.
Lightning: Hmph. Whatever. And your pick?
Snow: This guy, he definitely looks like a hero.
Lightning: Funny, his hair is a bit spiky too.
Snow: Yeah, he even has the same sword as your pick. Huh... look at the the similarities between those two.
Lightning: Yeah, I’ll give you that. They do look identical, to some extent.
Snow: Weird. Well, lets read the winner, shall we?
Lightning: Finally. So, who is it?
Snow: The Winner of the Best Hero award goes to...
Wark!
I can't even remember who I voted for in this category :<