Award Chocobo: Now, to get him here, I think I just have to make a call to Atomos, he's good with this space-time stuff...
Award Chocobo whips out his PHS and after a warky phonecall, a strange portal appears and Gilgamesh jumps out of it, spinning acrobatically.
Gilgamesh: Behold, it is I! Gilgamesh! Dimensional traveler! What weapon shall I steal from this realm!
Award Chocobo: This is the Final Fantasy multiverse and you are in our Opera House! No weapons to steal here! I mean... uh... wark!
Gilgamesh: No weapons! What a strange thing to hear. What do you do with your time here if there is nothing to collect!
Award Chocobo: We like to talk about Final Fantasy here. In fact we just called you here to give out the award for the most mysterious Final Fantasy character!
Gilgamesh: Ah! The most mysterious in all the universe, why that must be me of course!
Award Chocobo: Wark! Nope, you aren't even on the list! *waves the nominees list in his talon*
Gilgamesh: What? Give me that!
Gilgamesh snatches the nominees list, reads it over, and rips it up.
Gilgamesh: Haha! You fool! Now that I have destroyed your precious list, you cannot continue with this proceeding and will have no choice but to name me the Most Mysterious!
Award Chocobo: Nope! Kweh! I have the list memorized. First on the list is
Amarant Coral, from Final Fantasy IX! He's on the list for being a quiet mysterious monk type!
Gilgamesh: Quiet! Why, that is easy! Watch! ...
...
...
Haha! See I am better than this, Amarant Coral!
Award Chocobo: Next on this list was
Auron, from Final Fantasy X! That badass dude was on for his speak of stories, fate, and destiny! Kweh!
Gilgamesh: Destiny? I've live my life bound to destiny, for it is my
fate to collect all of the rarest weapons! What is more mysterious than that fate? That destiny?
Award Chocobo: After that was Chocolina from Final Fantasy XIII-2! That mysterious girl loves us chocobos and almost always cosplays as one of us! Why, there are even rumours that she used to be a Chocobo...
Gilgamesh: That isn't mysterious! It's just weird!
Award Chocobo: After that was
Gogo from Final Fantasy VI! So little is known about Gogo we don't even know his or her gender! KWEH!
Gilgamesh: Do you not remember my speech from Final Fantasy V? I'm not even sure I
have a gender! ...Er, wait a minute, is this live? Can we edit that out?
Award Chocobo: Our list then moved on to
Louisoix from Final Fantasy XIV! This guy speaks as if he was from Middle Earth thou thinkest!
Gilgamesh: Nay! Thou do not speakth of a difficult task! Harken to me! Complex linguistics is so simple a knave could do it!
Award Chocobo: After Louisoix was
Red XIII from Final Fantasy VII! This guy was going to be able to
breed with a
human despite being a dog... thing...
Gilgamesh: That's just gross!
Award Chocobo: And I could never forgot the assassin
Shadow from Final Fantasy VI! Where does that guy go randomly when he leaves your party!
No one knows!
Gilgamesh: And what do
I do in those dimensional rifts? Explain that!
Award Chocobo: The final member was
Vincent Valentine from Final Fantasy VII! He was a vampire, that could transform into a zombie, or a demon, or that guy from the Halloween movies!
Gilgamesh: I suppose that is pretty mysterious.
Award Chocobo: Sure is! Would you like to read the winner?
Gilgamesh: Sure.
Gilgamesh grabs the winner envelop from Award Chocobo and looks at it, then at Award Chocobo, then back at the envelope, then back at Award Chocobo.
Gilgamesh: You have this memorized, don't you?
Award Chocobo: Yup!
Gilgamesh: *sighs* No point in being stubborn I suppose. The winner is...
