Michael: I burned it. Down to the ground.
George Sr.: There was money in that banana stand.
Michael: Well, it's all gone now.
George Sr.: There was $250,000 lining the inside walls of the banana stand.
Michael: What?
George Sr.: Cash, Michael. What the hell did you think I meant when I said (strangling Michael) THERE IS MONEY... IN... THE BANANA STAND!
Michael: There's more to life than strippers and booze and buckets of blood...Why do you guys have buckets of blood?
Gob: It's not real blood. It's corn syrup and red dye... juice.
Buster: There's unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook.
Everyone's laughing and riding and cornholing except Buster.
I have an image for thatOriginally Posted by I'm my own MILF
. It's funnier if you're a GoT fan, though.
STEVE HOLT!
Michael: Are those pills?
Steve Holt: I got them from Coach. They're filled with oxygen and it makes you incontinent. It's called "Oxy Incontin"
Gob: The zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. Sick of playing second fiddle. Always third in line for everything. Tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. [thinks for a moment] There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.
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George Michael Bluth: Say what you want about America, thirteen bucks still gets you a hell of a lot of mice!
NO TOUCHING
they don't allow you to have bees in here
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Tobias went to a tryout for the Blue Man Group hoping to be seen. Unfortunately, it was dusk, and he wasn't seen.
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
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Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?
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