It was shoplifting and I'm white. I think I'm gonna be okay.
It was shoplifting and I'm white. I think I'm gonna be okay.
No, mother. I can blow myself.
Yes, I have a rape horn, Michael, because you took away my mace.
Buster: I’m a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits.
Lucille: Suddenly, playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit.
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Narrator: For the first time, Lucille prays...
Lucille: [Praying] Take something else from us. Do whatever you have to to keep my boy from going to war.
Narrator: And Buster is on his way when he decides to pursue a long-delayed rite of passage...
[Buster swims in the ocean]
Person: Loose seal. Watch out for loose seal.
Buster: [Thinking he means Lucille] I don't care about Lucille. She lies.
Narrator: ...and then a seal bites off his hand.
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I don't care for Gob.
George Senior: Gilligan has promised me that all this money will be safe in IRAs.
Ira Gilligan: It's Ira, sir.
George Senior: Oh, I'm sorry, Gilligan. Will be safe in Iras.
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Michael: Hello.
Gob: It’s Gob I’m looking for Jessie.
Michael: She just left, Gob What’s wrong?
Gob: I need her to spin something for me.
Michael: Well, that’s too bad, because I think she quit. What do you need her to spin?
Gob: ...Murder.
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When I grow up, I want to go toBovineTrump University! - Ralph Wiggum
Maeby: Is there any way I can divorce them?
Barry: Oh, sure. It’s called emancipation. But you’ve got to prove that you’re living in an unstable environment.
Maeby: Both my parents are trying to have affairs. Of course, they haven’t succeeded yet.
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Lucille Bluth: Michael fired you?
Gob: No, I fired him. As a result, I'm no longer welcome in the office.
Not tricks, Michael; illusions. A trick is something a whore does for money. [GOB notices children in earshot] ...Or cocaine!
Lucille Bluth: Get me a vodka rocks.
Michael: Mom, it’s breakfast.
Lucille Bluth: And a piece of toast.
Lindsay: You’ve had $80,000 worth of cartography lessons. Get us a channel to the ocean.
Buster: Okay, okay, okay... Obviously this blue part here is the land.
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The show's return has been confirmed for May.
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