Tobias: "Come on, don't leave you're uncle T-bag hanging."
George Michael: "Please stop calling yourself that."


Tobias: "I can't wait to get those meaty, leading man parts in my mouth."

G.O.B.: "So you came back here to hide like a child."
Michael: "What are you doing locked in my office, exactly?"
G.O.B.: "Hiding from a child. Big difference."