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    Default 101 Insane things to do for no reason

    1. Attend a hip-hop concert dressed as a 17th century nobleman. Flag down a random concertgoer and say "I say, old chap, I seem to have misplaced my monocle. Have you seen one hereabouts?"

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    2, Freeze an egg, crack the shell off and eat it like a lollipop.

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    3. Date someone from EoFF.
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    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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    No, this is how you do it, TB:

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    5. Jiro dressed as a chocobo.



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    6. Say "Kelloggs" to your local priest tomorrow. 37,000 times in succession.

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    What the hell have I got to do with anything?

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    7. People tell me that I shouldn't make carrot popsicles?



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    old chap
    I dispute that this was a 17th century idiom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiro View Post
    What the hell have I got to do with anything?
    This is a list of insane things to do for no reason. You're insane, so doing you clearly qualifies for this list.

    Don't feel too bad, though, there are plenty of other EoFFers who should show up here as well, you're just the first one I thought of who I figured wouldn't get mad at me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiro View Post
    What the hell have I got to do with anything?
    I honestly don't know.
    Quote Originally Posted by Fynn View Post
    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyblade View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Jiro View Post
    What the hell have I got to do with anything?
    This is a list of insane things to do for no reason. You're insane, so doing you clearly qualifies for this list.

    Don't feel too bad, though, there are plenty of other EoFFers who should show up here as well, you're just the first one I thought of who I figured wouldn't get mad at me.
    I just don't like being called the token nutjob when the reasons I freak out are legitimately life destroying. It's like you're all happy my life is a disaster.

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    token nutjob?

    EoFF's nujob:non-nutjob ratio is astounding.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys View Post
    token nutjob?

    EoFF's nutjob:non-nutjob ratio is astounding.
    Which is why being lauded as the nutjob is incredibly mean.

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    I'm obviously much more insane than Jiro could ever hope to be. I'm offended that you singled out him instead of me.


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