Sephex, I believe it's more of a snog, marry, avoid style format. At least, that's what I'm getting, so in the spirit of things:

Snog - Heidegger so I can shut him up for at least a few seconds

Marry: Scarlet, because she looks like a gold digger, so I'd reverse gold digger her back and swindle her for all she's worth!

Avoid: Palmer, because I don't think he has much of a personality.