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    Default Palmer, Scarlet or Heidegger?

    Choose wisely.


    Palmer


    Scarlet



    Heidegger





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    GYAH HAHAHAHAHA


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    put them together in the honey bee inn....then i'll decide

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    I like Scarlet's mouth in that picture.
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    Jinx you are absolutely smurfing insane. Never change.

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    I don't want to **** any of them.

    That's what this thread is about, right?

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    Sephex, I believe it's more of a snog, marry, avoid style format. At least, that's what I'm getting, so in the spirit of things:

    Snog - Heidegger so I can shut him up for at least a few seconds

    Marry: Scarlet, because she looks like a gold digger, so I'd reverse gold digger her back and swindle her for all she's worth!

    Avoid: Palmer, because I don't think he has much of a personality.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sephex View Post
    I don't want to **** any of them.

    That's what this thread is about, right?
    Not EVERYTHING is about sex, you wanker!

    Also, wasn't it Big D, who hard it bad for Heidegger? Even grew a beard like Heideggers once, I believe.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris View Post
    I have two friends I benefit from. Lol. No seriously, I think if you're not in a relationship, it's the way to go. I guess you could "hand"-le it by your own, but it gets boring. I must admit that I enjoy sex.
    Says Mr. Maniniser!

    Damn. Really hard to find the parallel for womaniser. Maniniser was my best option there.


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    I've always wanted to sex up Scarlet. I'd marry Heidegger because the only other option is the bald guy whom I'm avoiding.
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    Uhmm.. I choose Scarlet, but not for sexual reasons.. I just happen to think she is the coolest out of them three. She has a funny laugh too, but Rufus doesn't tell her to shut up like he does Heidegger and Palmer for me was just the guy who tried to steal the plane and was one of the easiest bosses ever. If by that time in the game you already have Bio 2 or 3, that's it. He's dead
    "Eternities aren't as long as they used to be".

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    I wouldn't mess with Scarlet. Heidegger might pummel me and Palmer might dislike my tea for not having lard in it (and not having a space programme) but Scarlet would slap me off a freakin' cannon into the sea. You don't mess with a woman like that.

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    Scarlet for the slap-fighting combat simulator between her and Tifa.

    Also as a general rule of thumb, if you're given a list of people and chosen to pick one with no explanation just go for the attractive one.

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    Scarlet. She probably has a classy wardrobe which I'd still before throwing her out on the streets.


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