Welcome to the War.
Girls and their girlfriends do make out with each other, and they do it all the time. Why? To take over the world.
War has never been fought so fashionably, so congenially, or so hot as this. Women have begun their final phase of the destruction of men's rights. You might see two women making out and think it is hot, but what I see are two women declaring that men are now redudan--no, men are now done for. It is a simple declaration, can be innocently done, and the beauty of it is that men do not want to look away from such a sight. That will be our downfall. This world is going down in flames, and we men are the ones who are handing it over on a silver platter to the people setting it on fire.
Women are fighting to have autonomy over their bodies and for universal free health care so they can slut it up over the weekend and have an abortion before next Friday. They want to make it rape for a guy to have sex with a girl when she gets drunk at a party and doesn't explicitly say yes. Women want to pretend their bodies cannot prevent getting pregnant because of rape; sorry, females secrete certain fluids to terminate semen in cases where they do not want to get pregnant. Women want to raise children without a masculine aspect so they can better enslave boys and give girls the idea it is okay for this, which is why you see so many single mothers around. A man who occasionally slaps an overly mouthy woman is now in prison with murderers, rapists, and drug dealers because instead of learning her lesson, she calls the cops. Women, you see, have the government in their pocket; Obama has already been bought by the feminist agenda and his next four years are only going to do more to cement their rampant unpatriotic beliefs throughout America. No prayer in school? Again, you can blame women because they do not want to be reminded that God-fearing men used to keep them like chattel and keep them at home precisely because this kind of trouble they are now making. Things are not the way they used to be, kid.
Oh, and child-rearing. Really? You are telling me, a man, that a woman, whose body is designed to both bear and rear a kid, is going to be in the workforce? Well, it has happened, and it is not pretty. I have five women co-workers and every one of them are in some stage of motherhood and not one of them is putting work on hold. That is not healthy; one just gave birth two weeks ago and is already back at work. Two other women who are pregnant and have convinced the company that they are vital to the team are now talking about quitting to go onto full-time motherhood? Uh, hello? Why would you bother getting a job if you are just going to give it up to be a jobless slacker at home? Is that really what is important to you? Ugh, that is why us guys have to work ten times harder, so women can just pluck money out of our wallets. Next time you see a mom who is not crocheting and selling extra items on Etsy to help support her family, just realize that is another useless mouth to feed just waiting for a government tit. Someone should talk to her man--oh wait, she is probably single.
If this is all a lie, why is it limited to women? My gay friends do not make out with me "for fun". I never see guys get drunk and go, "Yeah, I am going to snog my best friend!" Next time you see girls making out, break it up and tell them to move along.
Sport is the biggest front for homosexuality the world has ever seen.
At least the ancient Greeks were open about how gay sports actually are. Dunno what happened in between now and then. I'm gonna head to the gym in a bit and pretend there's nothing homoerotic about being in a room that stinks of testosterone and sweat, where men go to pump their muscles whilst heavily grunting and check themselves and each other out in the mirror.
So I can look good in tight shirts that only gays compliment me on when going out at night.
Last edited by kotora; 12-21-2012 at 04:41 PM.
This twenty-year-old boy was distinguished from childhood by strange qualities, a dreamer and an eccentric. A girl fell in love with him, and he went and sold her to a brothel...
Some girls do it because they are willing to and/or have a sexual attraction to other girls, most guys don't because they are not willing to and/or do not have a sexual attraction to other men.
Studies show that females are more likely to be attracted to both sexes than males are. I thought this was fairly common knowledge. Guys are more likely to pick one gender and stick with it.
As for "is it common" - I would say yes and no. It's common in some cultures, it's less common in others. It's common in some circles of friends, it's less common in others. I've seen it happen a few times and I know a number of girls who have made out with other girls. Gotta say, it's a lovely thing to witness, for whatever strange reason.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
If I find watching two girls making out to be an enjoyable experience is creepy, then I guess I'm creepy. Pretty sure that makes the vast majority of guys I know to be creepy, too.![]()
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
I see where BoB's coming from; definitely fits in with the "men like raving Lesbians going at it" demographic. Not quite sure "women enjoying two hot men going at it" would be as popular though. There's definitely a gender bias at play.
Just added it to my previous post but figured I'd mention it in a bit more detail. The studies I mentioned - detailed in Why Men Don't Listen and Women Can't Read Maps (a fantastic and highly insightful read, I fully reccomend it) - show that women are likely to find some kind of attraction to both genders, making them commonly bisexual at least to a minor degree, which would explain their willingness to kiss, although perhaps not go further. The same studies showed that guys were far less likely to be bisexual - but more likely to be homosexual. Essentially, girls are more likely to be happy with either gender, while guys are more likely to either be sexually interested guys only or girls only. This would explain why you often see girls making out with other girls, but are less likely to see straight males making out with other guys. It also explains why you may have noticed seeing more homosexual males than homosexual females.
Seriously, it's well worth reading that book. Great read.
EDIT: GB, man, I'm getting married. I don't need to worry about that crap anymore.![]()
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
I vaguely recall a study that tested both males and females against various orientations in pornography. Women showed arousal more consistently at all combinations (male/female, female/female, male/male) regardless of their self-identified orientation than males who (as BoB has suggested) reacted only consistently according to their self-identified orientation. I'd look for a source, but that's probably not the appropriate kind of thing to be researching at work.
Then again, neither is posting on a Final Fantasy message board.
That said, my girlfriend has made out with her sorority sisters in the past "for fun." No particularly sexual motives. It was something that had happened usually for the benefit of an audience rather than the participants.
MDNA knows what's going on.
everything is wrapped in gray
i'm focusing on your image
can you hear me in the void?
I sometimes wonder if Laurelindo and SuperMillionaire are the same person. Or maybe just raised by the same fundamentalists foster parents on some ranch/compound out in Kansas.
The exception to everything BoB and Ouch! have been saying is of course our very own MILF who is pretty much the most interesting sexual deviant I've ever had the pleasure of meeting.