At least the ancient Greeks were open about how gay sports actually are. Dunno what happened in between now and then. I'm gonna head to the gym in a bit and pretend there's nothing homoerotic about being in a room that stinks of testosterone and sweat, where men go to pump their muscles whilst heavily grunting and check themselves and each other out in the mirror.
So I can look good in tight shirts that only gays compliment me on when going out at night.