My sister had an Easy Bake Oven. I tore that trout up.
My sister had an Easy Bake Oven. I tore that trout up.
I just used sticks set on fire in a circle of rocks.
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
Or, you can teach your boy to cook straight up. Have all the ladies in da crib--literally.
What's gender un-neutral about that Easy Bake Oven? The colors most certainly are not.
everything is wrapped in gray
i'm focusing on your image
can you hear me in the void?
I love purple.
If you couldn't tell by my custom title. Although that's more lavender than purple.
everything is wrapped in gray
i'm focusing on your image
can you hear me in the void?
I wasn't aware toy appliances were "gender specific" to begin with.
I like Kung-Fu.
Whatever was supposed to be in that post doesn't seem to show up for me.
everything is wrapped in gray
i'm focusing on your image
can you hear me in the void?
It seems like absolutely everything has to be extremely gender-neutral these days.
It's getting kind of ridiculous, tbqh.
This twenty-year-old boy was distinguished from childhood by strange qualities, a dreamer and an eccentric. A girl fell in love with him, and he went and sold her to a brothel...